Size Zero Mother with 13 Children

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I could weep - I've only had two and I didn't even look like that before I got pregnant!
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Ex-wiccan. Flying solo these days

It frightens me to think in 10 years time I might look at pictures of me now and say 'I wish I was that thin again' I really need to do the diet NOW.

More biscuits - thats the answer! I'm doing a market research for a friend this week and she arrived with 14 big bars of chocolate for me to test yesterday! Its all Cadburys too! Not gonna help the diet tho, is it?

I saw the pic of me when I was 16, I was size 6 then, and god I was too skinny

My doctor put a post-it on my medical notes saying 'recommend daily intake of Mars Bars'.

Didn't bloody offer to get me them on the NHS though did he

I did actually go down a dress size after I had dd, but its slowly gone back on. Although she is 11 now, so thats not bad! I'm 5ft 8 and wear a 12, but I'm just starting to notice the old handles a bit too prominant!

Right, I must drag my lardy arse off to bed & try to squash, sorry, shag, my husband If he's not pretending to be asleep that is

because I am so small and skinny, my parents were reported to social services when we were younger as they thought my parents didn't feed me when I was 15 I only weighed about 6 stones and the school nurse phoned my parents thinking I was starving myself. I saw that school nurse the other week in tescos and I wanted to go to here and say 'am I still too skinny'

Hmm, sounds like a good idea.

Though I do mean my DH obviously and not yours.

Think I'll just have those last 4 or 5 chocolate chip cookies first though.

G'night ladies.

Aagh,Bleurgh.

Aagh,Bleurgh.

(Not Aagh,Bleurgh to her necessarily, but to the whole 13 children thing................................................ Actually Aagh, Bleurgh to her too)

What is she trying to prove?

Aagh. Bleurgh. [tongue out emoticon, like when a cat has furballs]

Aagh bleurgh.

Aaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhh.......... I succumbed/succamb/gave into reading the Daily Vile..................

Aaaagh, bleeeuuuuurrrrgggghhhhh.

If shes had a boob job thats bloody expensive..I want to know were iam going wrong...My DH works in the city has a very good wage..we only have 2 kids ..yet no way can i afford a boob job.
it also looks like she has a nice expensive wooden floor...I've got to make do with laminate.
Iam sending dH off to be lorry driver!

Refuse to read about it.....

But please, would it go against sisterly solidarity to say that I dislike her just a little bit on principle..... And why can't she keep her skinny smugness to herself.

She may very well be slim (but no way a size zero) but I bet she looks bloody awful naked.

And, she's ugly too!

is it guernsey where they don't pay tax??

you do pay some form of tax on the Channel Isles - and its a high cost of living too!
(I agree - about the face, and i'm miss world too, of course!)

On the other hand, she is probably a very nice person,,,,,

Also PML at the names! I thought she looked very hard, TBH, and not particularly attractive (and of course, I'm bloody gorgeous )

nerrily-jade......say no more

PMSL at Armani too! Its a case of 'see ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!' for me

Still PMSL at TwoIfBySea thinking it ws 'Febreeze'

And WTF is Branford?

(and I reckon her arms are crossed because her boobs were peeping out the bottom of her top)

febbrieanne sounded like an antibiotic "take 3 a day and you will be as right as rain in no time"

she only claims not to have dieted during pregnancy.

she probably lives on armani's rusk crumbs.