'Glue for labia'

[ooohsopink]

A US chiropractor has 'developed' a 'glue' that makes your labia stick together when you are having a period, to hold back the menstrual blood until you next pee.

Apparently, this is hygienic and will help women from becoming distracted by their monthly menstrual cycle.

Discuss.

I'm wondering if this would increase the risk of TSS or is that only something associated with tampon use?

I think that is mostly something that is caused by tampons, because the hyper-absorbent fibres dry out the vagina, which then causes damage to the vaginal walls, through which bacteria can ...

Wait.

This glue would also cause damage to the vagina, as it would have to be forcefully ripped off and reapplied multiple times a day.

So, yeah, it would.

Though I really cannot fathom how this is supposed to work.

It sounds like a shittier alternative to the mooncup that has all the same downsides and no advantages over the mooncup.

To be fair, the guy has probably never actually seen a labia in person.

To be fair, the guy has probably never actually seen a labia in person.

Well, yes, but if he claims to be an inventor, he should at least have done his research.

Of course it's a big joke - it's called Mensez and the Twitter profile pic is definitely representing a pair of bollocks surely??

twitter.com/menseztech

As for how well they'd fair on Dragon's Den - the dragons weren't very comfortable talking about periods when they were discussed recently

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/laura-coryton/dragons-den-dame_b_14911866.html

Unacceptable, all you need is some glue made of amino acids for said wankers to apply to their facial lips to keep the sound in, so they aren't distracted by talking.

Distracted by periods? I'd be distracted if I was mincing around all day because my labia were glued together.

Anyway, TMI but my labia minora stop before the entrance to my vagina. So gluing them together would do nothing at all to stop blood flow!

When I saw the MN headline for this I supposed that the general MN response would be "Fuck that" ... and I'm pleased to see that it is. :)

And the name of the lipstick is Mensez. Oh yes, Man says

Why doesn't he invent a lipstick called Womansez, to keep men's willies in trousers?

This is a joke, right? I mean, chiropractor, Huffington Post, 'Mensez' (Man says), women useless 25% of the time, doesn't plan to make it but sell the idea to Big Pharma etc etc. Can't quite work out whether it's a funny joke though. My depend if any women were involved in crafting the joke ... If just the guy involved, smacks more of misogynism disguised as a joke (and we are humourless in taking it seriously, ha ha). But then I feel queasy about some of Sacha Baron Cohen's stuff ...

WTF???!

What the fuck is this invention.Insane. Not surprised a man invented it, what would he know.How about I super glue his dick to his ass.How would that feel buddy?

I'll stick with sanitary pads thanks.

Won't blood dissolve this glue given it's also liquid????
I think it's a wind up actually.