'Glue for labia'

[ooohsopink]

A US chiropractor has 'developed' a 'glue' that makes your labia stick together when you are having a period, to hold back the menstrual blood until you next pee.

Apparently, this is hygienic and will help women from becoming distracted by their monthly menstrual cycle.

Discuss.

He sounds deranged.

I'm another one not understanding what you glue, and how that works, and what peeing has to do with it. Is his idea that the pee dissolves the glue? If pee does, why wouldn't blood?

And it'll be all clean after? How? If there's been a load of blood accumulating, what is going to magically clean it? Does he think we pee on ourselves like a sprinkler system?

I'll stick with what I've got (and steel myself to try the mooncup again.. the first try wasn't that successful - nearly had to call DP to help get it out!) - TBH the blood isn't the distracting bit, it's the uncomfortable aching that does me in.

Aw Bless him.
Clearly he has NO idea about female anatomy, physiology or psychology, which is not surprising as no woman with any wit would let him look inside her pants

no woman with any wit would let him look inside her pants

This.

I'll stick with the Mooncup thanks!
(God how I love it!)

"You clearly have no idea about penises, if you did you would have come up with this idea ages ago."

That's right Chris. I feel very sad for men, if only they weren't so consistently distracted by their thoughts on where to put their penii, or the constant need to play pocket marbles.

Without this disability to strategic thinking they'd have been blessed with the clarity of inventing your Glans Glue.

You swooped in there and saved mankind. Gawd bless yah!

He sounds thick as shit. I certainly won't be gluing my parts with anything invented by that dimbulb.

I need to see this on FB just so I can post the response about gluing penis end together.

Glans glue!

Stick my fanny flaps together - fuck off. I wonder who he tried it out on and I bet she had to pee on his face so that he could check that it would come unstuck at the appropriate time.

What a misogynistic piece of shit he is.

Surely it's a wind up

Given his comments I'm pretty sure he's never even met an actual woman.

I do get the impression that he thinks urine and menstrual blood come from the same place, as he talks about peeing "washing the blood away". Which is a bit disturbing.

You discuss. Do you not realise how rude it is too give info in an OP and then type Discuss instead of giving your opinion? It's fucking rude.

I'm past the age of having to think of gluing my labia.

That is truly rank.

Why can't this man invent a cock glue as well? Save us women from a whole heap of bother.

Total, total bollocks. Someone should glue the fella shut.

Glans Glue (TM)

Do you have a hair trigger? Have you ever had to leave a dinner party due to an embarrassing expulsions? Then you need new Glans Glue! Conveniently available in a range of masculine shades, Glans Glue will put the organisation back into your orgasm. Whether for marital relations or masturbations, Glans Glue is the solution for the modern man.

(May cause testicular discolourating and painful intercourse, but hey, that's a small price to pay for weeding out your disgusting seed)

Rorty the OP has apologised already for that if you RTFT

Having experienced the pain of getting a pube stuck on the sticky strip of a sanitary towel, I am not convinced that glue down there would work

And by "not convinced" I mean "fuck off you clueless wanker"

Weeing out! Weeding works too I suppose

GlansGlue is genius! Why haven't menz thought of this before?

Chris set up a Kickstarter! Let's get those glans glued!

Men are clearly too distracted by their in-glued penises to think things through properly 😄

Un-glued.

My autocorrect is male and doesn't want to be glued.

"Let's talk penises. Condoms? A thing of the past! Just glue the end of your feller-me-lad together and hey presto! Instant contraception!"

I'd buy shares in that!