'Glue for labia'

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A US chiropractor has 'developed' a 'glue' that makes your labia stick together when you are having a period, to hold back the menstrual blood until you next pee.

Apparently, this is hygienic and will help women from becoming distracted by their monthly menstrual cycle.

Discuss.

If that's the case, why did this lunatic get so much press? If a woman made a new sanitary product that was less outrageous, do you think she would have got this much press? It's total clickbait.

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I took the "discuss" to be in jest and thought it was funny OP.

me too

It seems obvious to me that he is attention seeking.

Clickbait - that's the word. Thanks MrsJamin

What's more worrying is how men (I assume) in media are publishing this as a good idea worthy of airing, rather than just dismissing it as some crackpot chiropractor rather than gynaecologist has come up with this with very odd sounding press releases. It's just so demeaning to women.

Thinking about it, I bet Freud would have a field day with someone who wanted to glue vaginas up

I'd like to invent a bellend glue to stick his stupid mouth shut!

It doesn't sound as if the poor chap actually knows any real women, and doesn't really understand what menstruation is.

On the other hand, could his glue lippy be used to seal one's bottom up when one has overdone the curry the night before and has a long commute ahead of them?

Another thing, the things that affect women throughout their cycle isn't so much the actual blood but other things such as pain, mood etc. How would gluing your bits together help that? I really should move on as this guy doesn't need anymore time spent on his stupid idea.

He's a chiropractor, aka not a doctor!

Ive just see this on his Twitter

....Inform the world that blocking the wind with wind generators is changing our weather far more than carbon ever could

He really is batshit

He is fucking insane. But oh so good for a laugh!!

Gavel thanks for this link, some of the Twitter responses are hysterical.

This article is great:

‪ www.foxnews.com/health/2017/02/21/vagina-lipstick-glue-is-even-more-terrible-than-it-sounds.html‬

can't believe I'm linking to Fox News

Bitout I think even Dr Freud would be raising an eyebrow at this!

Sorry, working link this time!

www.foxnews.com/health/2017/02/21/vagina-lipstick-glue-is-even-more-terrible-than-it-sounds.html

Hmmm, someone's already invented a miracle product for sealing up human orifices Psilence

Thank goodness this has been invented! My brain will finally be free to innovate and create without the distraction of my period.

Interested to hear how the good "doctor" suggests we pee on our own labia?

That was Olivia Coleman in one of those " Look Around You" videos!

Yes, and Mark Heap playing Leonard Hatred David Mitchell, Sarah Alexander, Simon Pegg and Kevin Eldon also turn up later on!

I dunno.. I just hate it when people say 'discuss'.

It would be a man's invention. Can you imagine the rashes and things those of us with sensitive skin could get.

Greenfingered come on, the OP has apologised at least twice for saying "discuss".

I'm in agony, feel sick and dizzy and want to kill everyone I meet throughout the beginning of my period.

Of course it's fucking distracting. The bleeding is the least so.

Asshole.

As a few others have said it isn't surprising that a man invented it... personally I think the only time when a man becomes an expert on periods is when he starts having them...