Oh
My
Days
So, I was driving down the A1 in Cambridgeshire and I see a massive multi car pile up. The Air Ambulance arrives and I think "no, it can't be," but it is.
So, I get out of the car and shout "Hey, Wills! Wills! Wills!
Wills!
Wills!
Is Princess Prickly jealous that her sister is getting married and her bum will be the talk of the town?"
And Wills said "Oh, hi Vanilli (he calls me that) How's things? Yeah, I saw that threat too. No, yah, ok, totally cool about it, man - hey, I ought to go. Blood and everything."
"Oh BTW" he added, " It's zara. well, in public, anyway."
And he invited me round for lunch and I'm going next Tuesday with the DCs.
I think that's all nicely cleared up now, don't you think?