Pippa M

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Just wondering! How on earth will Princess Prickly cope with younger sister grabbing all the headlines?! Watch out for a new hairstyle or, even, appearing in public a few times.......

I genuinely and honestly don't understand why anyone would give a shiny shite about this.

To be fair, the news that there's a previously unsuspected place called the Royal triangle with two corners is an unusual revelation

throwing

Just

a triangle with two corners?! I'm hooked.

Please tell me there are more royally-themed mathematical absurdities...???

Sorry I can't get beyond 'Prinny Ann'. But I'm just a commoner, who's not in the loop (or the 'swolds) so wouldn't know what her maj goes by.

I hope so sweary. I'm hanging around here waiting for 'em

I hope so sweary. I'm hanging around here waiting for 'em

I once played the Royal Triangle. It went "Ping! Okyar"

Common triangles just go Ping.

Common triangles just go Ping

I know, I know ...... But even common triangles have 3 angles. This has fucking 2. It's absurd - but real! It's fucking incredible. Just feel it.

Swearylnn et al. Please learn to count! Highgrove, Gatcombe and Bisley, nr. Stroud, make the three corners of the triangle. By the way, aren't you all vicious tongued and puerile! All this fuss over a passing comment ,,,,,,,,,,

But the Kents sold up years ago, as you said yourself.

So the 'triangle' has two corners; Highgrove and Gatcombe Park (home to Zara code named Xara).

And I'm not a puer, I'm a puella, or at least I was. A puella in dogged pursuit of geometric accuracy

I ask for a royal triangle when I go for a wax.

That's right isn't it?

Flipping mental thread, OP.

Ok. This is serious. One of the school mums is seriously well connected directly to Prince William (they want to The Wedding and everything) so I'll ask her tomorrow at cricket whether Kate is miffed at Pips. That should answer all these questions.

My sons godmother's sister is married to the queen's godson.

Fuck - so does this mean we're the 4th angle of the Royal triangle????!!!

Just - I see your 2 angled triangle and raise you......

I forgot a fucking apostrophe. That's spoilt everything.

Ar'se.

Is the apostrophe a parrelelogram?

Don't forget to drop your perpendiculars

Anything is possible at this point Portia, I feel

Do you realise, OP, that you sound like an absolute bitch?

a2+b2=c2

Why the fuck would an apostrophe be a parallelogram?!

(That's sounds aggressive, especially as I'm saying it in a Glaswegian accent in my head, but it's a genuine question, with Sweary bits)

Because I'm bonkers

Portia - you need to start a MN campaign for superscript functionality- as otherwise what you've written is bollocks.

Prinny Anne,

Obviously I am but a mere commoner but imagining what Princess Anne's reaction to being called "Prinny Anne" has made me smile.

Out of curiosity, why is it Xara, to those "in the know".

Yes I know it is complete bollocks

Can I just say again, I don't mean to sound aggresive but I think it might sound a bit so.

Is this where I need to add kisses to ale it sound better - or does that make it look passive aggressive???

Xxx