Pippa M

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Just wondering! How on earth will Princess Prickly cope with younger sister grabbing all the headlines?! Watch out for a new hairstyle or, even, appearing in public a few times.......

Vanilla You have sold my secrets to Dacre for just £700 !
I have just been papped leaving the restaurant and the pic will be in tomorrow's edition
Question is which of the men you mentioned am I with?

Yeah, Dacre's a right tight arse. He originally offered £70 but I beat him upwards. Ha! Look out of the window this morning. Aiden had better stay in your bed for a few weeks until they get bored and go away.

I seriously, truthfully, have been papped on the school run as a school mum is a WAG and thinks she's famous.

Yeah, Dacre's a right tight arse

That got my attention

Not you, love - the real Paul.

I think you're lovely [sheepish]

Aww . I was joking

Pippa's FIL2B actually bought his title. You can buy anything but you can't buy clarse, my ol' cobber.

It's not so good being with a famous man, and then a fellow Mner flogs your details to the Daily Fail !!

I'll send you half of my ill gotten gains by virtual MumsnetCoin.....

£350 gratefully accepted

I don't spose she'll be in the slightest bit bothered.

Hmm, I'll be heading into the triangle at the weekend - if I hear anything, I'll let you not you Dacre know.

Send our love to xara!!

Cotswold I thought the Middletons Cambridges lived in Norfolk ?

Well, according to NOW Hello Today This Week Whatever Trash Mac, Kate is. getting too close to Harry who still lives with his gran at Buck Hice and his dad at Haygrove. Can't really see that one working out.

Now, Moseley triangle is the one you want to live near...

I'm not going to Norfolk snooty !

Ask anyone what their definition of the Cotswolds is and you'll get a different answer. It's a standard question in Cots Life mag, what are the four corners of the Cotswolds?

I feel sorry for the Middleton family. They just can't win, no matter what they do, nor can they answer back.

Where is the 'pubic triangle' in Edinburgh then, eh?

Methinks you is making up 'connections and knowledge' of Auld Reekie wot you don't have in an attempt to sound posh insider?

HeadfullofSteam indeed

Vanilla you'll never see that £700 you know.

I had a friend who was offered some money by the Daily Fail and they got the info but never paid her (and she was nice, too!).

'Those Middleton girls have done very well for themselves'
(said in a Mrs Bennett voice and costume).

And good luck to both of them too. Seriously.

Vanilla had better get the £ 700 as it's my story she sold and now I cannot go outside without being papped

You'd be upset if you went outside and weren't papped, though?

True very true, I have my best pout face on.😂

The Middletons were known as The Wysteria Sisters because they're renowned for social climbing 😁😂😃😅😛😜😂😂😂😂😂

Ah but I was papped on the red carpet

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Thank you 👍