Pippa M

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Just wondering! How on earth will Princess Prickly cope with younger sister grabbing all the headlines?! Watch out for a new hairstyle or, even, appearing in public a few times.......

I have a friend - who is not royal - who lived in an area in Edinburgh known as the Pubic Triangle.

Oh I am so tempted to post about Prince Harry and myself but I must keep my promise to secrecy

Portia - you need to start a MN campaign for superscript functionality- as otherwise what you've written is bollocks.

That is such an MN sentence

Hint Portia. And embroider.

Embellish the metaphorical bollocks, dammit.

Gin is very Mn and I've had a g&t or 2

Embroider you say. No think I'll go to bed

I got to play the triangle at a school concert. Does that even remotely count to be in the know? I'll check back in after the cricket tomorrow.

Oh, so it was true?

Is the Royal Triangle anything like the Bermuda Triangle? I don't know anything about living in a triangle, I live in a cul de sac.

I don't see why not giggly

I am now in bed but without a Prince so I bid all you Princesses goodnight, oh my bed is king size.

I do believe I have located the 'Royal' triangle!

Oh ffs. I live in the Cotswolds. Stop giving the place a bad name OP. We aren't all Royal obsessed horsey folk. Plenty of normals who really couldn't care less. It's not gossip central here at all.

'Royal Triangle' sounds like a tasty biscuit! Yum!

Kate is going to be the future Queen of UK FGS. I'm sure she doesn't give a crinkly crap...unless she has unresolved ishoos about Pippa's bum stealing the attention at her wedding.

Ooooh maybe Kate will turn up to the wedding in a gold lame cleavage-revealing minidress with "future Queen" written across her arse just to piss Pipps off.

Is that a photo of Elizabeth Hurley? She goes to weddings flashing her minge as well. Kate: take note.

Elizabeth Hurley is actually skint, she has safety pins holding her glad rags together, but Kate said safety pins are ok if your knicker elastic pings and you need to make adjustments

Apologies for my mad posts last night, I blame the tonic water

Us the Royal Triangle a right angled triangle, an isosceles triangle, or an equilsteral triangle? showing off knowledge of triangles

Thread sounds like Year 6 girls have all fallen out!

OP, I think you're slightly over-invested.

Still, "boss lady" likes to get her own way so I wouldn't bet on it!!

Stop it, you've never even met her - all you've done is gossip about her with your horsey set! 🐴

I have an announcement to make. It is pure gossip.

Portia YES that's you, girl, is cheating on Prince Harry with none other than Mr P himself, Mr Poldark. ..

waits for the sharp intake of breath and astonished stares

Mr Dacre, can I have my seven hundred quid now please?