For all of you who don't understand the disgust with the Daily Mail...

[Spero]

I have just been told they have published an article about John Hemming in which they name me. Both my real name and my user name.

Luckily for me I don't care. Luckily for me I decided long ago I would never put anything on line that I would be ashamed/upset/frightened for anyone else to read.

But for lots of people this would be a complete and utter disaster. People post really personal and sensitive stuff on this site about the worst times of their lives, looking for help and support. They must know that.

Note that they never bothered contacting me to find out which category I fell into.

So if anyone wants to start another wide eyed innocent thread - o I just don't understand why you all hate the Daily Mail so much!

Does this kind of thing help you understand a little more?

I will link to the scum bags but only because I hope people might leave some 'helpful' comments about JH.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2532649/MP-John-Hemming-banned-Mumsnet-posting-Italian-woman-forced-courts-caesarean.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490

I like the what other products did you buy after viewing this?

Brain Bleach?

Oh yes, it's all based on facts I tell ya

Let me just go find the stats to back it up, on how many fat lesbian social workers have been murdered since 1990, how many adopted children have been kidnapped back by their parents since 1990 and how many times in these cases dildos of any kind have been involved...

why are all lesbian social workers fat? I think we should be told.

Why are all fat lesbians social workers? I think we should be told.

Why are all fat social workers lesbians? I think we should be told also.

why are all fat lesbian social workers murdered? Over to you RKS, JH and IJ...

How many dildos have been innocently abused?

How many are returned their owners?

How many manage to recover from the trauma?

I think we should be told.

Oh look at the dedications page...

"My special thanks are due to Ian Joseph, of the invaluable Forced Adoption website, information gleaned from which is used throughout this novel. Ian very gracioualy read the manuscript and made several valuable suggestions"

that explains a lot

I have a spreadsheet if anyone is interested.

"In fact, I would have remained utterly ignorant of the vast range and type of dildos in production, were it not for the tireless efforts of my dear friend Ian'

MD, Lilka and Spero !!

But MD - back to your canapés! (and LimeJelly, back to your Form E )

I've just borrowed it - judge away

I'm going to see how funny it gets....

EdwardSnowden, your username reminds me of one of my niggly doubts about the whole forced adoption theory: why, given the hundreds of thousands of people (SW, politicians, councillors, lay panel members etc) involved in the adoption process over the last couple of decades, haven't there been any Snowden or Bradley Manning style leaks about babies being snatched to meet targets?

Or perhaps there have and I've missed them. Perhaps after you have finished Spero's list you could see if you can find out anywhere?

I fucking hate filo. I do.

Fat, lesbian, social working filo.

Evil, child-snatching filo.

That bastard filo has air in it's layers

Sneaky bastard

Anyway, I am multi tasking like a good 'un

bloody child snatching air.

don't forget its probably FAT LESBIAN child snatching air.
Pleasuring itself wickedly on all kinds of dildos.

What is the world coming to etc, etc.

Well this is extremely realistic, I have to say...

The child is placed in foster care with two gay Islingtonians, who are visited very soon after child arrives by the evil social workers (there are two of them. One is an extraordinarily thin evil lesbian social worker and the other is the fat evil lesbian social worker). They come in, ask how the child is settling in, then the gay FC's ask how likely it is they get to adopt the child, and the social worker is like yes, it's pretty likely...but the would-be-adopters are worried when the evil social worker says the mother is 'mad' because they can't cope with a child who has bad genes

Now the evil SW's are laughing because they're doing an initial investigation of poor innocent parents and asking them whether they have anal sex or not

Remind me never to eat round your house.

that last comment to Madame by the way.

I am sure Lilka that you obey all rules of food hygiene.

It sounds like the aunts from James and the Giant Peach.

Sometimes some evil air comes out of my bottom

but only after a sat night curry

WTAF??

I couldn't resist, I had to download a free sample of the RKS opus. Can't wait! Will be quoting snippets here for weeks!

(I was a bit shocked to see the date on that thread, too. I do miss Hester - how she loved a fat lesbian social worker )