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Gwyneth Paltrow gives birth to a boy

144 replies

cupcakes · 10/04/2006 08:33

No name details. In fact no information at all hence no link.

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schneebly · 10/04/2006 13:02

and Jermaine Jackson has a son called Jer'Majesty!

Also some singer not sure who (will find out) has a daughter called God'iss Love!

georginarf · 10/04/2006 13:02

Crumble. Or Pine (then he's pinemartin and pineapple)

love IGW's Bob idea

Uwila · 10/04/2006 13:05

These people ar all bonkers. It is not normal. They are making a statement with their child's name. And I personally think that is a tad selfish... but hey they probably wouldn't like my kids' names.

They do, however, deserve silly internet chat topics about them... like this one. Grin

Maybe they'll just name him "Boy".

speedymama · 10/04/2006 13:32

Frank Zappa called his daughter Moon Unit and as soon as she was able, she changed it to something more sensible (something like Alison I think, could be wrong). Joaquin Phoenix original name was Rain and he changed it to Joaquin.

spursmum · 10/04/2006 13:34

Sorry Speedy but Joaquin was Leaf. Rain is a sibling.
\link{http://www.joaquin-phoenix.net/print/98movieclub.html\here.}

Sponge · 10/04/2006 13:52

Mortimer Martin's not really on is it?
How about Aston Smile

speedymama · 10/04/2006 13:59

I stand correctedSmile

bluesky · 10/04/2006 17:56

It's Moses ....

Uwila · 10/04/2006 18:03

Moses Martin.... See! They are weird.

\link{http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1175007,00.html\Moses}

georginarf · 10/04/2006 18:03

yep it really is \link{http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/showbiz/4897324.stm\Moses}

intergalacticwalrus · 10/04/2006 18:03

Effing bloody Moses?

Oh purlease.

I supoose we should be thankful their surname isn't Basket

georginarf · 10/04/2006 18:04

"Moses is the name of a song Martin wrote for his wife in 2003. "

beansprout · 10/04/2006 18:05

That really isn't a compelling reason to call a child (adult) Moses....

intergalacticwalrus · 10/04/2006 18:05

Barf barf barf!

How vomit inducing.

schneebly · 10/04/2006 18:07

moses! poor child! how Blush!

georginarf · 10/04/2006 18:07

oh I just find them so dreary and depressing

And Chris MArtin looks like he smells. Of wet dog

roosmum · 10/04/2006 18:08

are they religious? link says she likes apple aprtly as it's biblical?? not the first hting about it that springs to mind for me tbh...!

spidermama · 10/04/2006 18:08

I like Moses. What on earth is wrong with Moses?
I think you lot were waiting like the slavering bunch of hounds you are to guffaw whatever the name would be. Admit it you were hoping for Carrot, Pear or Mango - something far more contentious than Moses. Wink

She can't win whatever she calls it. If it were Jack you'd still find some reason to slate her.

roosmum · 10/04/2006 18:08

lol at wet dog!!

HRHQueenOfQuotes · 10/04/2006 18:12

are they religious? link says she likes apple aprtly as it's biblical?? not the first hting about it that springs to mind for me tbh...!

Well some people reckon it was an Apple that Eve ate...........

schneebly · 10/04/2006 18:15

you are probably right spidermama but moses? plenty other good biblical names!

Frenchgirl · 10/04/2006 18:15

oh no

I was hoping for tofu

MadameDeMars · 10/04/2006 18:16

congrats Gwyneth... love the name Moses! Grin

roosmum · 10/04/2006 18:17

arphaxad?
tubulcain?

Grin

think i prefer pear actually.

Flum · 10/04/2006 19:02

happy christmas

love

Chris, Gwynnie, Apple and Moses

sounds grrrrrrreat

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