Lowri Turner asking for trouble AGAIN

[Lakota]

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Homosexuals should not run the country

Apologies if you've seen this - is the woman mad?

Yours left home because you are heterosexual, marina.
And have the wrong colour sofa.

You LET her hunt worms, caligula? Supernanny thinks worm hunting is unasseptable and recommends being VERY firm about that, i believe. Maybe a star chart would help?

Are you implying my sofas are not gay enough blu?

Marina - ask yourself: Do you want your sofas running the country?

They'd be better at it than Tony Blair or David Cameron. Equal rights for foam AND spring cushions here we come. End discrimination against textured dralon!

I think you have bi sofas which have created tension and uncertainty in your cat. Not good. You are a grown woman and should decide which way your sofas swing immediately. I wouldn't want someone with a bi sofa running the country, after all. Though some of my best friends have bi soafas.

So replacing dralon seat cushions with cream suede has given them gender confusion then Lowri?
Now I have guilt...

surely the cfact that gay men may not have kids is a good hting

more time to waste int he commons

Strikes me that Lowri Turner's gay friends must be a very shallow bunch (but then that makes perfect sense as she's an airhead).

In addition, since when has knowing nothing about anything been a bar to becoming a politician?

Lonelymum, obviously gay men sometimes cover up their true sexuality by getting married because people like Lowri Turner write poisonous articles about how they are unfit to be MPs and other people say they are disgusting and damaging to society. It's really very simple. Usually nothing to do with being bisexual, but more a desperate desire to fit in, to not be attacked, to get jobs and get on in those jobs, not to be objects of ridicule and hatred and -sometimes - kicked to death just because they are gay. Perhaps their parents threaten to disown them if they are gay. They fear being rejected by their friends, whose opinions about gay people they know all too well. So they convince themselves that a woman - one they often like very much - is the true object of their affections. They have children they adore...and the pretence goes on. I don't find it hard to imagine at all. Being straight makes you accepted by society.

My best gay friend has never sat in A&E with a sick child, there again, to date, nor have I. But he has nursed his ex-partner through a life-threatening bout of AIDS and used his every resource to get him the medical and emotional support he needed. And he has represented children, families and local authorities in ghastly child-abuse cases. And he has had to think long and hard about her to care for his aging and increasingly sickening elderly mother. And he cares about the colour of his sofas too!

So how do I go about getting a column and get paid for writing absolute nonsense? Hell, I'm doing it for free on MNet.

God, what went wrong with Lowri? She used to be a brilliant, outrageous fashion writer for Standard who got banned from shows for saying Jean Paul Gaultier was crap. Was it her nasty divorce (didn t she lose custody?) Or was it the ego explosion of being on the telly? Anyway she s writing for a regional paper and a welsh one at that so there's her comeupance.

Aloha, I do not disagree with your point at all. I am sure that is how some gay men live their lives and I am sorry they have to do that. I have not said anything anti gay. I am not anti gay. I am not even anti bisexuals. I am just saying that I think a lot of so called bisexuals are actually gay men doing what you just described.

arf at welsh one

appalling article. As if straight men are any better at running the country. Look at David Cameron, who has a disabled son but voted against more flexible working rights for parents of disabled children. Or Blair who allegedly took Leo off for single jabs in Italy. Just because they have children doesn't mean they care about anybody else's.

Haven't read all the thread but did anyone see her on Richard and Judy this week. She looked amazing but I reckon she has had work done? Anyone as shallow as me?

hey Blu, you hang out in the Holloway Rd Waitrose? I must have seen you there!