COMPETITION: Pointless home things - the more expensive and useless the better - link to them here and I will judge

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tea bag tidy

magazine rack and loo roll holder combined (actually I rather like that one!)

Avocado slicers. www.marksandspencer.com/gp/product/B000NIFHHA/sr=1-65/qid=1212764517/ref=sr_1_65/026-0383219-3315645 ?ie=UTF8&node=&m=A2BO0OYVBKIQJM&keywords=&mnSBrand=core&size=9&rh=n%3A48457031&page=8 Here if you haven't seen one before. I was given one for xmas a couple of years back...I love avocado, don't get me wrong, but I do not need a special tool for slicing it...

Disturbingly I passed it onto a friend of mine in an 'ironic, here's a silly thing for your kitchen' and she was actually pleased ...did I miss something?

Oops sorry bad linkage.

here

BS - because tissues AND tissue boxes can both be eaten by babies??? Whereas with that it's only the tissue???

FAQ - aaah I see ....mine only ate TV guides and newspapers

Because now it's a beautiful addition to any garden?

In case everyone has lost their voice.

Ohhhh... that cake slice reminds me of a similar thread to this about things which "suck all the joy out of this world"

leopard skin tea bag tongs

What is wrong with me ?

First I had a batting and now been rickrolled.

Aaaargh

Ooh, these are lovely.

titter -geddit?

I've always loved this little gem

my mother bought me one of these

every house should have these

why why why?

this site is doing my head in

hahahahahaha

really?

quick - on sale ooh

Effie you need a lie down while you are looking at lakeland products

boak

I think the strawberry slicer is winning atm

god I HAVE to have the tissue dispenser
that ROCKS

My grandma has the cake slice...she's very proud of it...and she's not even losing her marbles...