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Sorry for FAR TMI.......but how do I get a huge sh*t to go down the toilet............

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TheQueenOfQuotes · 21/09/2007 01:14

without waking the entire household by flushing 20 times.......DS1 has just got up and done a massive (stinky) shit - he flushed -but only half of it is gone.....the other half is looking pretty stubborn and I really don't want to wake everyone up

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handlemecarefully · 21/09/2007 14:35

bluerrghhhh

ShinyHappyPeopleHoldingHands · 21/09/2007 14:46

What disturbs me is the descrepancy between Califrau's post of 1.24 in which she warns that the turd may "jump up and and bite you" .. and Mears post directly above in which she advices that it be mandhandled as turds "don't bite"!

I'd persoanlly go with what Mears said.. she is a midwife.. she has probably seen a LOT of huge dumps.. and coming in her direction!

dalmatianbabe · 21/09/2007 14:58

At least it didn't break the surface of the water, like my Dh's are prone to do....he's so proud of them too.

Do what his grandad did once, and stick a flag in it.

TheQueenOfQuotes · 21/09/2007 15:10

actually dalmatianbabe.......it did !

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