Sorry for FAR TMI.......but how do I get a huge sh*t to go down the toilet............

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without waking the entire household by flushing 20 times.......DS1 has just got up and done a massive (stinky) shit - he flushed -but only half of it is gone.....the other half is looking pretty stubborn and I really don't want to wake everyone up

LOL LV

Loo turd stew....

I once blocked my friends toilet when pregnant (it was the density rather than the size that was the problem)
The guys that lived in the flat upstairs suggested standing on a chair and pouring a bucket of water into the loo. It worked.

and "puke emoticon"

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...this is exactly why we keep all of the chopsticks we get when we have a takaway...

My dp once had this problem in a guest house in Greece. He went and told the barman, who handed him a coathanger and said 'Time to go fishing'.

i have most shamefully had this problem at the office where i did work experience.

i fished it out, wrapped in a plastic bag and chucked in a skip

now why oh why did i feel the need to share that?

flying evil

it was a long time ago....

Mellow - he was 7 on Sunday......mind you he does tend to leave it several days between poos - and I guess that's part of the reason he does such huge "logs"

how did it get from the toilet to the skip? please don't say, in your pocket or bag!!!!

Oh no don't use boiling water. I did that once and cracked the toilet! Water dripped through the kitchen ceiling. Totally gross and had to wait 2 weeks for a new toilet to be ordered and fitted. I wasn't popular with DH.

OMG, flying evil

Although I took a catshit out in my handbag today, so who am I to talk

pmsl at theis thread

feel ill now

ok, i won't say that it was in my handbag.

even though it was.

one might enquire why you took catshit out in your handbag NDP?

lol at turd in handbag!

to op just cut the crap.....with a knife

now, i'm not really squeamish about poo. but "A HYANDBYAAAAAAAAAAG".

lol

There's a simple explanation really. I took my kitten to the vets this morning and one of his ongoing ishoos is of a faecal nature (nice!) so I had to take a sample out of his litter tray.

I'm so glad I wasn't in a car accident or anything on the way to the vets. "Sarge, the victim appears to have a poo in her bag"

[mortified]

gosh, which is worse - carrying your own poo in your handbag or carrying someone/thing elses?

(i really do have better things to do than muse about poo, honest)

I had a poo blocking our loo once...the plumbers were due out that day to fix the weak flushing system....I ran out to DH in a panic and said it won't go! DH was all for leaving it, reasoning, as only men can do, that the plumbers don't know me so why worry but I just could not do it.

In the end, DH fished it out with a wire coat hanger...can still see it now balanced precariously on the curve of the hanger....then we wrapped it and binned it down the communal bin chute (we were renting in flats at the time.)....oh the shame

OMG @ H pulling a poo out with a coathanger.

He loves me a lot....

he really must do