Gibble - I'm horrified to hear about your car. Just glad no-one was in it at the time. Do you think the spirit of the microwave arranged it as revenge??? 
I haven't done much over the past couple of weeks. I'm hoping now the evenings are lighter I will be a bit more motivated not to just curl up in front of the telly in the evenings.
I have done some work outside. I filled the brown bin with prunings two weeks ago for pickup. I also got round to dealing with our knackered whirly (rotary dryer). It came with the house and we used it for a few years, then it fell into disrepair and got partially swallowed by a hedge, which we got removed 16 months ago. I cut off all the tangled rope, then my plan had been to take a hacksaw to the pole just above the base. We haven't worked out if it is concreted straight into the ground, or whether it is sitting in a socket. Anyway, DP tried to wiggle it about to see if he could dislodge it and broke it off just above ground level. So, now I have still to deal with jagged ends. Sigh!
I also started dismantling an old rabbit hutch which was badly damaged in one of the storms last autumn. (Our current rabbits have never been outside in a hutch. I think its last inhabitant was a bossy chicken that we separated from the others temporarily, and before that a young pigeon on its road towards release after being nursed back to health.)
DP was sent off to the recycling site with over half of the wood from the hutch and the rusty whirly. The rest of the hutch is now flat-pack once more, but I still have to finish dismantling the big panels.
I am NOT looking at the vacuum cleaners with headlights. About 10 days ago I ordered new filters, brushbar and soleplate for our trusty upright Dyson. I fitted them on Saturday and it is like a new machine. I am hoping now that I have a spare washable filter that I will actually wash it every 6 months as recommended.