What's the worst thing you ever spilled?

[northstar]

Just spilled a huge bottle of calamine lotion over everything. It tippled and toppled and fell and bounced and fell again.
There's calamine lotion over me, the tiles, the ceiling, cooker, worktops, floor, and worst of all my lovely red velvety big armchair.

I left a whole bottle of cooking oil on top of a halogen hob, I turned the ring on next to it, and guess what? I had turned the wrong hob on and the bottom of the bottle melted away and emptied the bottle of oil all over the kitchen.

I was 'helping' at my aunts house when I was 13 at the time

I think I may have the winner. I've never been able to move this out of clothes let alone anything else.
Ds had learnt to undo cupboard locks and come toddling in with a bottle of Ribena. All over the carpet it went. How the lid came off I don't know, but nothing gets neat Ribena out of anything.

Nooooooooo - all that Jack Daniels wasted (can you tel its my fave drink?)