ah........I feel SOOOOOOOOOOOO much better now, in the knowledge that I am not the only one with "crap corners"
We have a huge one in the only real worktop space in the kitchen, then on top of the dining table, and also on top of the tumble drier (although admittedly that is mostly clothes for ironing that never get ironed until needed).
Most crap corners are filled with live and dead batteries, countless receipts, pens, pencils, tools/screwdrivers, several buttons, hairbands, tablets, books, post/bills, mobile phones/chargers, strange plastic bits that seem to belong nowhere. It regularly gets scooped into a binliner and shoved in a spare hole in a cupboard (which we have very few of anyway), only to build up again a few days later....
Even Ikea cant solve our storage problems....