This is what I want. Please help me find it.

[Frozennortherner]

1 or 2 nights in serviced accommodation (s/c flat) or hotel room. Would like either an outside hot tub or a balcony overlooking some water (estuary/river/sea/lake).

Quirky is fine but needs to be clean and of a good standard.

Not wanting to travel a huge amount (am in NE of UK)

Warm? Cold? Snow? Sun?

I'd put those details into Last Minute.com and see where I could go from N England airports.

Needs to be UK am afraid

Not been http://www.escape2thesands.com/ here myself but reckon they could be good for a breezy winter weekend.

Link fail: here

How about the Lake District?

Linthwaite House Hotel has rooms with hot tubs/lake views.

Not been here but love the area!

Garden suite rooms at Lower Slaughter Manor in the Cotswolds have hot tubs in their private gardens -

here

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