could someone explain what a short haul club is??

[chapsmum]

is this different from weekend breaks and simple holidays??

Amazed by lonestar is good

always always wax your foof

tom was 60 trust me

really expat, am having musical problems....
foof, WB.. Really!!
I much prefere flangita
And we all know that Expat prefers lady GUNT

Is he younger than Mick Jagger then?

now surly he is dead...?

and trimmed lady gardens.

a wee lady shave is all you need.

the porride men, that's what you need, chaps.

they only put out one CD, which is brill. BUT, ever since that brother/sister pairs figure skaters used one of their tunes for a routine, they've shot up in popularity and are recording a new CD.

they are a weegie and two edinbuggers who formed a band at uni.

Is this definitely a secret thread then?

Right...

I have it on good authority that...

Hunkermunker is a bit of a nob. Yes, it's true. Honest.

jagger's rank! if you want a sexy auld man, sean connery all the way.

PMSL! Posted at the exact same time as EIS and read "and trimmed lady gardens." as I posted and thought shit am I sleep-typing - I have NO memory of writing that!

Tom is 66 this year - must have been his 65th party Boris - he is seriously old!

Foof waxing? Noooooooo

jagger is rank

paul newman and rod stewart are do-able

My God he is 65

still do him though

hello hunkermonkey!
Expat they sound great, wedding in 5 weeks.
were you not around when I had my trimming dilema??
Clippers were great, Eppilator was not.

I wonder how tom keeps ontop of things..?

I cant figure this out at all - why is there a short haul topic??????????

Lol Boris

expat where is the hut?
or do i have to go and find it?

65, if you want a real laught I do the medical cover for concert
Did a Ozzy concert and the only injury I got to treat was an old lady with a broken hip!!

I heard on the Welsh grapevine that he doesnt sleep with his groupies he just has blow jobs instead so not much work for him

short haul is for those who are

you mean they "floss" to keep his afro in check!!

It is a crackin' album, chaps! It truly is. Well worth splashin' out on.

It's just called Planet Porridge.

They were just hanging out, being traditional Scottish musicians, when the brother and sister were walking in S. Bridge behind the Tron and Hunter's Sq.

They passed the Gold Bros. Scotland Shop, and heard the music blasting out, went in, asked who it was, bought the album, and went to the Olympics with it!

Now it's famous!

oh my god short haul is about lady garden trimming isnt it???

will absolutely look out for that one Expat. MAy just make up an MP3 file for wedding so could put some of their stuff on it. Cheers for that!

short haul is whatever you wish..

I'm in the wrong place then chaps