could someone explain what a short haul club is??

[chapsmum]

is this different from weekend breaks and simple holidays??

how about Tom Jones new song? Has anyone heard it?

oh, here is where the bar went.

i'll have a brandy sour, please. with a marischino cherry.

I would say that short haul was something to do with making haggis.
We could discuss techniques.
Tom Jones... Is he still alive.
I heard he is actually a robot and the reall tom is cryogenically frozen somewhere untill they find a way to transplant an american accent into him

No..can you sing boris?

evening Expat, you may have a drink, if you tell me who you are voting for and which Eurovision coutry is on your t shirt???

No I cant sing, but I am Welsh

Chapsmum Tom is my hero

He does look younger than his son though because he insists on dyeing his hair

Hes 60, but I would still do him

i thought short haul was draggin ds butt bak into his pants

i want to go to Colorado

personally I prefer sing.. now that man I would shave for!!!

sting

i want someone to tell me what is going on in clubs? haven't been in one of those in about 15 years.

i want to go to colorado, too.

but one smug bastard drew the winning ticket on the lotto and it wasn't me, so i ain't going to colorado anytime soon.

at least, dh is going for a chicken fried rice now.

it's pissing the rain here.

again.

He's older than 60 surely?

They were 'discos' the last time I went expat.

mayeb tis for " hwo toentertain ababy on a short haul flight"£ yawnissimo

Expat they are not pretty places anymore.
Now that there is no smoke they are having to bring in fragrance machines and take out more lights.
Beer googles are not as effective without the smoke!!
Is pissing here too!!!

Cod would much prefere discussing who I would tidy up my lady garden for...definatly sting.
Tom I thing would prefere it unkept!

sting is sexy. oh yummy!

indeed, now for the sooppy part of this thread...do you thinkg feild of gold could be a first dance song??

I've got one of those screwdrivers that sparks when you mentiuon style...panic

they made Flower of Scotland into a dance song, FFS!

field of gold what is that the song for funerals?

Flower of Scotland, not a song for funerals. What my poor work colleague was subjected to all night Sunday-Monday last week for making the mistake of living in Hearts territory.

No he was 60 last year I went to watch him in his birthday concert in Pontypridd

zippie, I would be interested in seeing your screw driver!!
the rest of you I am lost!
I need a first dance for my wedding
and I also would like to know if yo think tom would like a kept or unkept lady garden

he must have been seventy

I think you should have a ceilidh, chaps. :o

In fact, I know a good wee ceilidh group.