I don't want to fit in with the locals down Beauchamp Place. I vant to svan around - I vant to shop, theatre, cinema, go to Waitrose on the King's Road, eat at the Gay Hussar. I don't give a flying um, fig, about my neighbours.
I get all the Pastis a girl could drink already, right here
Oh and the Gap, I want the Gap, I want a choice of the Gaps......