I would go for "Oh when the Saints.." and hope he is not a Southampton supporter. I like the idea of a tuneless MN orchestra turning up outside some unsuspecting, albeit anti-social, student's room.
I lived in an LSE hall where we could see into rooms in the UCL hall opposite. One boy used to "perform" regularly. It took him about half a term before he realised he had an audience. Perhaps it is a bit of a UCL thing.
DD is still ill, but reading week has meant a chance to chill. One of the GP's at her placement seems to have taken her through possible treatment plans, so she will sound pretty informed when she goes back to the GP. Her (early) Christmas present will be noise cancelling headphones. Her DSA accepts she has problems concentrating, so hopefully this will be solution.
Working a ski season was pretty wild, a sort of Geordie Slopes, with four to a room. However all had to be up early to make breakfast (the dreaded porridge) and several were shipped home in the New Year for getting the balance between work and play wrong. Drugs were a complete no no. (Local police were apparently keen to keep drugs out of their family resort, so showed no leniency.) This has been tougher. (And Camp America was no alcohol and very limited wifi. A different challenge altogether.)
And now the question of what Advent Calendar to send her.