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my chils is aged...*insert*...and can....*insert*

51 replies

faeriemum · 15/05/2006 12:57

is 2yrs old ...and can...turn a walk up the stairs seem like a year long mountain hike. Grin

OP posts:
Piffle · 15/05/2006 13:01

Just wanted to say I personally am really pleased to have this as it's own sub section
Thanks mn

Nightynight · 15/05/2006 13:31

2,5 - 9 and can.......insult my cooking in 4 languages Sad

stoppinattwo · 15/05/2006 20:55

DS is 7 and can bid for £400,000 worth of PS2 games on Ebay Grin, and win Sad

Filyjonk · 15/05/2006 21:25

10 months and can survive on less than 5 hours sleep a night.

PanicPants · 15/05/2006 21:26

is 8 months and... has learnt to clap when he wants something

snafu · 15/05/2006 21:27

A month off three and can make teeth marks in every apple in Waitrose in the 12 seconds it takes me to choose and bag a couple of peppers.

moondog · 15/05/2006 21:28

My nephew is 7 and wasches his own clothes (sorts by colour and everything) because.......

my sister is a lazy slattern.

pebblemum · 15/05/2006 21:37

ds2 is 2.8yrs and can get stuck in anything...

his hand in the receipt bin by cash machines, his head in my sisters metal gazebo stand, his foot in a long plastic tube, his whole body between a lampost and a wall - all happened this weekend!!!

robinpud · 15/05/2006 21:37

My ds is 5 and can smuggle any object known to man into his pockets before school. He can also tell his teacher the most outright lies with a completely straight face. Never mind G and T he's MI5.

supakids · 15/05/2006 21:39

4 yr ds can start up computer and shut down when finished.

madrose · 15/05/2006 21:46

My DD is 14 months and has discovered her four teeth are sharp. But can give lovely cuddles.

NotAnOtter · 15/05/2006 21:47

i think this thread has backfired Wink

schneebly · 15/05/2006 21:52

My DS is 2.9 and doesn't have brilliant speech but can pick out any offensive words and choose to repeat them very clearly. Blush

Kidstrack · 15/05/2006 22:08

dd is 3 in 2 weeks and can tell her gran & papa that i have a long sleep on a sunday morning and daddy has to get them breakfast

stoppinattwo · 16/05/2006 06:25

Wots a slattern. Moondog, never heard that before???

moondog · 16/05/2006 11:33

Sluttish lazy woman.
Grin

mummyofeb · 16/05/2006 12:08

ds is 15 months, can sing see saw margerie daw, stack cups in the right order with no help, find his way to mummy and daddy's room in the middle of the night.
(Proud wife moment) daddy's genes obviously. Top 1st from Cambridge! :o

stoppinattwo · 16/05/2006 12:10

I like it, I Like it a lot Grin

mythumbelinas · 16/05/2006 12:35

my dd2 is 2.4 and can wipe her mouth and say 'disgusting' when her big sis kisses her

supakids · 16/05/2006 14:23

Mummyofeb, dont start giving compliments to the men folk else we will have to put them on a gifted and talented thread. Mmmmmm most posters either wouldnt bother or the posts would be positively filthy! Grin

jamsam · 16/05/2006 14:33

now i could be sarcastic and say my ds2 is 5 next week and can dial hongkong and actually understand what they are saying, or i could be really pushy and say my ds1 is 6 and can emabress a cambridge phd arceology student with his knowledge of dinosaurs...

but what i really want to say is ... im 26 and can finally work the sodding petrol strimmer..

jellyjelly · 17/05/2006 19:36

my son at 2.5 yrs can name every make of car/trucks/lorries anything that goes and almost all of the models as well. Very suprising. He is now asking about road names and makes of everything, brands anything. he know wants to know how the engine works and what is in it.

He said to a friend that he hadnt seen before 'you came in a volkswagon golf 1.6' or something and the friend was so very shocked and said 'yes thats right i did'

cod · 17/05/2006 19:36

jamsam lol

Angeliz · 17/05/2006 19:38

15 months and can ring the emergency services while Mummy has a weeBlush

intergalacticwalrus · 17/05/2006 19:39

DS is 17 months old, and has already read War & Peace, and is on the way to composing his first symphony.

Actually, DS is 17 months old, and can do a great impression of the Incredible Hulk, and he also has the ability to look unwashed, even less than a minute after his bath. He must also hold the world record for the most snot produced in one day.