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Moi? Why I'm SHINEY............

1000 replies

Mouseface · 01/07/2010 14:20

S - Sexy
H - Hot
I - Ingenious
N - Notorious
E - Enigmatic
Y - Y do you ask!

Welcome to the something thousand and something thread of the Shineys.

We chat about health, diet, exercise and cock cake.

Join in!

I'm Mouseface, I've lost 8lb now since joining the clan and hoping to maintain it for the future.

OP posts:
Alicetheinvisible · 03/07/2010 09:13

Ooh, Vinny, is it this weekend? How exciting!!

Busy night Shiney?

Wasting - is this the big weekend for DH?

Once DH finishes work at lunchtime he actually has the rest of the weekend off (Yay!)

FiveGoMadInDorset · 03/07/2010 09:20

OMG Vinny, will be thinking of you tomorrow, how exciting.

Today I am cooking 14 cooked breakfasts, then I will take the Crispy family and deposit them on the beach for a bit, then DH is taking them offroading this afternoon much to Mr Crispy's delight and then a BBQ, DC's are all getting on really well and the sun is shining.

NormaSknockers · 03/07/2010 09:21

Awwww lovely plans Fanny

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jetcat · 03/07/2010 09:57

send lots of love and hugs your way Yank

at crispyfanny

Awww Vinny, i bet you will all be blubbing, the dvd sounds so lovely

Very at your Ikea trip ALice, i didnt get to go - glad you were sensible though and didnt spend too much

hi shiney

I have the girls this weekend, so agency pa is taking them to her house for the day so i can get some rest But, junior came home from school yesterday with a massive rip in her trousers, so now have to go to Asda for another pair. On a saturday And it has to be Asda, as the only ones we can find with no fastener on (she cant do zips/buttons very well) are their adult tracksuit bottoms. Will have to load up on painkillers i think

TrillianAstra · 03/07/2010 10:07

Vinny just think - if they get married soon it might not be long before yuo are a granny!

Alice I know DD is advanced but I doubt she'll be learning very much spelling at nursery. Worry about accept/except when she gets to primary school - nursery 'teachers' just have to be good at playing (and herding cats)

VinnyTheTit · 03/07/2010 10:09

shut up Trills!

they are having a LONG engagement (10 years at least if i have my way )

wastingaway · 03/07/2010 10:09

Oh Vinny, how exciting!

Awesome plans everyone.

Jet, hope you're feeling better soon.

Alice, yes that's today. Bit nervous! They've got to head straight off to Germany after the event too to be there in the morning. Busy busy!

Well we've done bubble-blowing, playing with bits of chiffon fabric and sticking, stamping and colouring in the Alphablocks Cbeebies magazine already.
I'm now being presented with Playdough.
Bit of that, then I need a shower, as we have to go haul crowbags back from garden centre on the buggy.

Alicetheinvisible · 03/07/2010 10:10

I know Trills, it just made me giggle a bit.

Jet you will be fine. Can you go later on in the evening when it is quieter?

I think Vinny would be the coolest granny

TotalChaos · 03/07/2010 10:19

oooo how romantic.

Imagining Vinny as a granny - "M" "A" "C" spells Mac

TrillianAstra · 03/07/2010 10:20

It would annoy me too - because it's wrong - but I'm trying to be reassuring about it not mattering and the nursery not being run by idiots who will get other, more practically important, things wrong.

I like Ikea but not allowed to go as there are too many things in our flat already.

TrillianAstra · 03/07/2010 10:22

Hold on Vinny - is he not getting her an actual birthday present? An engagement ring is not a birthday/Christmas present. I have made this quite clear to anyone who might want to know.

VinnyTheTit · 03/07/2010 10:38

the dvd he has made is her actual birthday pressie, he cant afford anything else after paying a months wages for the ring but i dont think she will care that she doesnt have an expensive birthday present once she sees the ring

Alice very funny

Alicetheinvisible · 03/07/2010 10:43

Vinny - i agree with Trills, but the DVD sounds lovely. I think lots of people think they can kill two birds with one stone, but the fact he has thought about it and she has a little something (with a lot of thought) is very good. I approve

Trills - we were mostly getting storage tbh, and we have our bookcase to be picked up at some point too.

NormaSknockers · 03/07/2010 11:06

Oooo Nannie Vinny, or will you be Granny? I'm going to be Granmoo to my grandchildren

bellavita · 03/07/2010 11:16

Morning

Norma - cakey question?

Oooh Vinny, I am excited for all three of you for tomorrow

Bitter - how are things? Hope you are ok.

Alice, hope you are resting properly.

Mouse, how are you managing with only half a kitchen?

Yank, glad to see you posting.

Jet, have a lovely child free day. You will be fine going to get the trousers. Are the old ones not fixable?

MrBella has gone into town and taken DS2 and DS1 has gone peddling to another village down the country roads to meet his mate.

VinnyTheTit · 03/07/2010 11:20

i might be granbo but it will be a while yet before i become one

NormaSknockers · 03/07/2010 11:43

Granbo - love it

Bella, lovely, lovely Bella, I'm going to attempt to make DSs birthday cake this year & I'm going to use ready to roll royal icing, I need to make it blue so do I just add some food colouring & knead it? How do I roll the icing out without it sticking & how do I get a nice smooth finish to the cake including the bottome (it's going to be a round cake)

TrillianAstra · 03/07/2010 12:06

That sounds lovely Vinny - doesn't have to be an expensive birthday present, just soemthing wrapped up

When you are a granny next year will you tell DIL to come on MN Vinny?

bellavita · 03/07/2010 12:15

Norma,

What you need....

Fondant
Paste colour
Toothpick
Smoother
Butter cream
Icing sugar
Cake board

This is what you do....

Make sure your cake has a flat surface - ie. if needs be level off with a knife. Ifyou have two sandwich cakes, jam and buttercream them together, or if one, split in half and do the same. Spread a thin layer of buttercream all over the cake (this will take a bit of time to get it at smooth as poss). Put in the fridge to chill for half an hour or so and then do another layer of buttercream all over the cake, sounds a lot but it isn't. Put back in the fridge.

Take the fondant and knead it to make it pliable. Get a toothpick and with a dab at a time, add some paste colour, knead, dab, knead till you get the required blue. Best to wear some of those throw away plastic gloves whilst doing this. The fondant should be at body temperature - so very pliable by the time you come to roll it.

I do a dusting of icing sugar over the work surface and then start to roll your fondant, turning a quarter after each roll. Measure your cake from the bottom over the top and down again and you need to add about 2.5 inches on top of that so you know you have rolled it out enough. Just put your rolling pin in the middle and lift half the fondant over it to dust more icing sugar under and the same for the other side.

Yuo can either slide your hands underneath the fondant and lift it on to your cake or put the rolling pin in the middle and flip it over.

Once in place on the cake, smooth the fondant upwards with the palm of your hands so that it sticks to the sides of the cake and the top. If you smooth downwards - it will be dragged down and likely to crack/craze. Take your smoother and smooth upwards all around and across the top, getting the fondant as close to the bottom of the cake/board as you can so that you can start to trim the excess. Take a knife and run it all around the bottom - you might have to trim twice so that you know that you are not going to cut away too much all in one go. If there are any tiny creases, wrap a small amount of left over fondant into some clingfilm and roll it over the creases to smooth out.

Voila - one cake then ready to decorate with what ever you want.

If you are wanting to do some figures you will need to mix some mexican modelling paste with fondant - this makes them go hard so that they can be stuck on to your cake.

hellsbelles · 03/07/2010 12:15

Morning all, I am sneaking on and haven't time to catch up (as we are doing full on family mode today and MN is banned!)...however I had to come on to say that the gorgeous Jet made my day yesterday with the most beautiful flowers.

THANK YOU!!!!!!

NormaSknockers · 03/07/2010 12:25

Thank you lovely Bella, knew I could count on you! All sounds very tricky but will give it my best shop & beseides he's only 2 love him so he won't care too much Without wanting to sound dumb what's a smoother?

My plan is a plain white cake with blue stars all over so I plan to make up the blue, roll that & cut the stars out using a cookie cutter would that work ok? How should I attach those to the cake, with some butter cream?

NormaSknockers · 03/07/2010 12:33

*besides!

bellavita · 03/07/2010 12:33

No, you will need to make up a bit of royal icing and use this to stick your stars on.

Yay for Jet!! Hello Hells.

NormaSknockers · 03/07/2010 12:42

Fab, thank you

Jet hope Asda isn't too heaving!

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