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To Shine is divine.......

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Mittz · 27/06/2010 09:23

Healthy thread focussing on cock and cake finding the method that suits you whilst enjoying some cheery banter and googling obscene veg!

I am Mitts... hello xx

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Mittz · 30/06/2010 17:03

TC, please don't leave, I feel bad at the moment because I have been in a bad place and I suddenly realise I haven't 'spoken' to a particular poster for ages, often as I am on at the same time as a certain group, i'e I don't catch the evening posters very often.
You are not gatecrashing. you are lovely and I for one would be very sorry if I had made you feel that way xx

TC, I am looking at an alternative source for him. Really hope my therapist could help, she is fab. His Dad seemed to insinuate that DS's ishooes were related to when I 'talked' to him, as if somehow I was feeding him these thoughts . Damned if I do and damned if I don't. Last thing I want is for the little dude to grow up with problems, I' not damn well causing them. I've spent fucking hours trying to help heal things between the two of them when DS has just wanted to walk out, because I believe in the long run they could have a good relationship.

I am coming very close to swearing.

I do feel a bit better for getting some of it off my chest, despite nearly bursting into tears at school. What is it about people being kind that cracks you up?

Hello Bella.....d'ya wanna sit orn moi lap littul darlin'?

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NormaSknockers · 30/06/2010 17:07

BELLA!!!!!

NormaSknockers · 30/06/2010 17:09

Poor Mittz I can offer you a Bud, a Martini (dry) or Strawberry lemonade?

bellavita · 30/06/2010 17:10

Oh yes please Mittz I will do that will snogging Norma! Blimey, what a threesome eh!

and I have just shoved down my gob a flippin' chocolate digestive that I did not really want

TotalChaos · 30/06/2010 17:10

Mittz - you've enough on your plate - don't be adding anything I've said to it!

I think the less you involved your ex in any therapy for DS the better - I think it's human instinct to be defensive - particularly if you know deep down you are in the wrong - so I think it's going to be a tall order getting your ex to take full responsibility for his cruel behaviour. If you fully trust your therapist, pump her for as much advice as you can about DS(!).

Bella - how annoying - must be like being a vicar's wife at times!

TrillianAstra · 30/06/2010 17:11

Don't drop Bella!

bellavita · 30/06/2010 17:11

whilst

LizzyLOU · 30/06/2010 17:14

Total, you staying now?
You'd better be, an more respect for our pescatorial friends, please

You're not gatecrashing, we sort of all are!

Bella, just tell her to do one and get her son to sort himself out.

Though when mine are that age I bet I'll be the same

bellavita · 30/06/2010 17:18

Total - you have hit the nail on the head - that is exactly how I feel! You definitely cannot leave now....

bellavita · 30/06/2010 17:21

Total - you have hit the nail on the head - that is exactly how I feel! You definitely cannot leave now....

bellavita · 30/06/2010 17:21

Oooops!

NormaSknockers · 30/06/2010 17:31

1 chocolate digestive won't hurt too much Bella just run up & down the stairs a few times

DidEinsteinsMum · 30/06/2010 17:34

or grab mrbella when he gets home and have some vigorous sex

bellavita · 30/06/2010 17:40

DEM - he would probably insist on making his phone call first..

Norma, I was going to have two tiny new potatoes with my tea, so I will not have any now.

TrillianAstra · 30/06/2010 17:49

Right, I am going for a post-work beer and dragging DP along. He spent all night yesterday trying to make something on his computer work and I inisted that he must come away from the computer for a little bit before he spends the rest of today doing the same thing.

Mmm, chocolate digestives are lovely.

NormaSknockers · 30/06/2010 17:52

What about if you already naked Bella? I do feel your pain though MrNorma insists on folding his clothes, can be most off putting in the heat of the moment....

NormaSknockers · 30/06/2010 17:53

Enjoy your beer Trills, have several one for me

bellavita · 30/06/2010 17:58

Yes Trills, enjoy your beer.

Norma - seen as my two boys have just come in expecting their tea, I had better keep my clothes on for the time being..

Mittz · 30/06/2010 18:04

Folding his clothes Norma... ? Aww bless.. just shout...''rip em off big boy and take me NOOOOWWWWWW or something along those lines.

I only really like plain choclate biscuits, normal ones are beneath me

Suppose it would be inappropriate to touch Mr Bella up while he was on the phone given that the call is of a sensitive nature?

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LizzyLOU · 30/06/2010 18:05

My boys are driving me bonkers, they are feral moaning beasts at the moment.
I know it's too hot/end of term etc etc but my head is complete mush.

Trying o do 2 of my 10min ab workouts whilst they are screeching in the garden is not a pleasant way to workout.
As soon as DH is home I am off to the gym.

I will not return until they are definitely asleep.

Mittz · 30/06/2010 18:05

I miss the opportunity to be really norty

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LizzyLOU · 30/06/2010 18:06

Frisky Mittz

I love plain choc digestivesas well, but am not craving them, oh no, not one iota. I was overly happy I was allowed veg today

CrispyTheCrisp · 30/06/2010 18:11

Evening all

As you have probably seen on FB i have had a GREAT day. Thankyou for all your messages, sharing my relief

{{{{{Hugs for Mitts}}}}. You are FABULOUS and have come SO far. Take a breather, regroup and fight on. We are all here cheering you on

Total - LOL at attempted mini flounce. Tis not allowed. You are under the shiney curse magic and must obey

Jet - loving DD's pics. DD1 is here painting patio slabs with water. Hours of entertainment and no resulting artwork fighting for wall space. Double bonus

Bella - send the DS's to the chippy at 6.10 and get to it.....

NormaSknockers · 30/06/2010 18:13

Mittz, it's one of his less appealing habits can cause a tad of frustration on my part

Bella, good point perhaps not the best idea to get naked your boys on their way home for dinner!!

jetcat · 30/06/2010 18:18

total - i totally (see what i did there) see you as one of us - i am so sorry you feel like you are gate crashing. You are not, not at all

And as trills says, your name will always be synonomous (sp?) with our thread

Junior just came crashing downstairs, panicking that we had forgot wednesday was her bowling night with her youth club. I explained that i hadnt forgot, but that until she learned to obey the rules, she wouldnt be going to her club. But now i feel like a bitch - it is the only bit of social life she has

I can make allowances for her for some things, but when she keeps doing the same things over and over again - and being sneaky about it in the meantime, i am at a loss as to what else to do. Shouting, discussing, threatening, cojolling(sp?) doesnt seem to work. For example, she knows the rule on a morning is no tele/laptop/music etc until she is all dressed, hair/teeth brushed, bag ready etc. But every morning it is the same

I cant take the tele off her, as mini goes in there to watch cbeebies for half an hour during the afternoon - mainly to give me some peace

I said to junior i hate the fact that we seem to have lost our friendship, as i seem to be doing is punishing her for stupid little things And dont get me started on the attitude i get back

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