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bellavita · 31/05/2010 18:17

This is our 50000 (or summat like that) thread.

Some of us do wW, some do the Lord Ford and there may even be a little bit of South Beach in here too!

If you have loads or a teeny tiny bit of weight to lose or even if you just want to eat healthy then this could be the thread for you.

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 05/06/2010 12:37

Hello hello

Washing is started, children are fed, shopping has been delivered, kitchen has been blitzed.

So why does my house still look like a shit hole?

Double, definitely glamourous, not slutty.

DF - we want to see the brooches!

Another black lover here too, though lately I have boldly branched out into brown and grey.

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Alicetheinvisible · 05/06/2010 13:02

Okay, i so read that wrong Bitter!

Alicetheinvisible · 05/06/2010 13:03

In my defencce i was just skimming......

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 05/06/2010 13:04

What do you mean, Alice?

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Iggisfulloftayto · 05/06/2010 13:08

Hello

Alicetheinvisible · 05/06/2010 13:09

Well i was skimming through and was reading about Double and sluttiness (or thought she was being slutty) then i read 'Another black lover here' and i was a bit that someone would post something like that on a saturday lunchtime (more an evening thing ) took me a minute to remember back to clour of clothes [doh]

hellsbelles · 05/06/2010 13:12

runs in quickly - hope everyone is enjoying this beautiful day...and I couldn't help but notice Bella is going to go WILD at the hairdressers with her cappuccino you go girl.

See you all later

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 05/06/2010 13:38

Alice

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bellavita · 05/06/2010 13:45

Am back! Grey hairs suitably blitzed into oblivion!

It is raining here now - very very warm though.

I too read what Bitter said like you did Alice

Lizzy, I have got wide linen "flax" coloured trousers on and a tunic dress top thingy and my "scholls". I definitely look like a 45 year old primary teacher! Oh what's that I hear you say... yes, yes, I know I am nearly 45 .

I have had some bread - had a cheese salad sandwich with light salad cream. Was lush.

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Mittz · 05/06/2010 13:47

Just popping in... busy so far.

Just say part time sounds nice Double... space and benefits take it at your pace and just enjoy. I am going into the garden.

If thoughts about sex killed this thread double it would have been laid to rest from the start! It's NOT thinking about it I am having problems with. What a bloody waste .... heaven help us if we ever master the art of mind reading!

Hope you are all ok, and especially Alice in this hot weather. Have been invited out for a friends birthday party.. I might go for an hour....

xx

bellavita · 05/06/2010 13:51

Mittz, never mind jugs of iced water and homemade lemonade, tis a brolly for the rain I need!

ONE WEEK TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 05/06/2010 14:14

Bored Bored Bored.

I have eaten loads today. Bit scared that I'm really hungry and keep smelling odd smells...

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 05/06/2010 14:23

Not sure, yesterday I kept getting a whiff of vinegar.

This morning I checked the oven about 3 times because I thought I smelt gas.

But on top of that I just seem really hypersensitive to smells atm...

hellsbelles · 05/06/2010 14:28

Bitter might be pregnant, Bitter might be pregnant

Bella - bet you look gorgeous. I"ve got to do the degreying thing this week as well!

Off to get some more sun.

Lizzylou · 05/06/2010 14:30

Bitter? have you had this before at all?

Alice, you are a hormonal dirty gertie methinks

Booring here, on my 2nd litre of water (hot and sunny through two glass fronted shop fronts.

I'm meeellllting..

jetcat · 05/06/2010 14:43

bitter is pregnant

hey all, still trying to- revising, its not going in - how crap do you think it can be and still get a passmark of 40 to pass?

well done on the loss lizzy and you sound very summery(sp?)

Mycat - are you going on holiday or something, you seem a little crazy happy

race for life tomorrow. I say race, it will more like an amble along the sea front. I am hoping it will help pick my mood up a bit, even though i think it will be tough emotionally (with all the references to those who sadly lost the battle) - maybe it will make me think of what i do have in my life

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 05/06/2010 14:46

I'm not bloody pregnant!

I seem to remember you have to have sex for that to happen.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 05/06/2010 14:47

Good luck for tomorrow jet.

jetcat · 05/06/2010 14:51

bitter - there have been a couple of times when i had all the pregnancy symptoms - and somehow convinced myself it was an immaculate conception or something or via toilet seats Did i really just say that!

My ex foster mum actually did become pregant aged 16, although she didnt actually have full sex. She used to drum it in to me all the time - it doesnt take much - only one good little swimmer

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