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The summer sunSHINEY is here!

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NormaSknockers · 21/05/2010 20:47

Welcome, welcome one & all to our 8356th thread if your name's not down then come in anyway!

If you're wanting to lose weight, improve your diet or chat about absolutely anything from feta cheese to boobaloobas you're in good company, just dive in & get chatting.

Oh and, beware the penguins!

OP posts:
MrsWobbleTheWaitress · 23/05/2010 13:09

What tabs are you on, BOF?

UnifyingLeptonsAndQuarks · 23/05/2010 13:09

Ouch Bof - that's one hell of a side effect!!!

Take it easy will you, really not liking the sound of that side effect. MN almost fell apart whilst you were away, you are mn royalty after all. easy to see why tbh.

Lizzylou · 23/05/2010 13:10

Hmm, perhaps it was the Pimms then and those big brown eyes of Will's, Bof. I loved it, though DH wasn't as keen

I could fall asleep now, so hot and tired.

Boys are shouting over the fence to the neighbours and their (very well behaved and polite) son. They are already filthy, they look like urchins.

Can you see any improvement with these tablets, Bof?

VinegarTits · 23/05/2010 13:11

Helloooo i am back from the DATE FROM HELL!!

MrsWobbleTheWaitress · 23/05/2010 13:13

Sorry SAF Didn't mean to piss you off. You posted something to the thread and I thought the point of posting things was to discuss them, which is what I did.

Lizzylou · 23/05/2010 13:14

Oh, what happened Vinny?

VinegarTits · 23/05/2010 13:14

Nice to see you back on the thread bof

Sooooo, this is how the date went

Met up at Rydal water, the most beautiful place, went for a 2 hour walk, bliss, nice conversation, beautiful scenery, i started to relax, thought this is going to be a good day.....

VinegarTits · 23/05/2010 13:17

then drove into Keswick, had a browse around the market, sat outside a pub and had a beer (i was getting hungry by now) the weather was glorious...

Finished beer and back to his place...i was starving by now, wanted my steak (he bought me steak )....

Had a couple of glasses of wine, he had a beer or 2, sat chatting on opposite chairs (him on the sofa me on an arm chair) then he asked me to come sit by him.....

MrsWobbleTheWaitress · 23/05/2010 13:18

Date from hell, VT?

MrsWobbleTheWaitress · 23/05/2010 13:19

Did you faint? And fall in his lap face first?

VinegarTits · 23/05/2010 13:19

so i sat next to him, and CLAMP his hand on my breast so im sitting there having a conversation while his hand is stuck to my breast wtf?

Lizzylou · 23/05/2010 13:19

And???

Lizzylou · 23/05/2010 13:19

Ah, the clamp

VinegarTits · 23/05/2010 13:24

i spent to whole fucking night trying to stop him from groping me

had too many drink to go home, made it CLEAR before i went i would be sleeping in the spare room, so i just started guzzling more wine, the steak was shit, too rare for me, his conversation disappeared completely, he just keep grunting and trying to kiss my face/neck/hand/ears while trying to grope my tits, this went on until i faked being asleep, he woke me up and i ran to the spare room and shut the fucking door and faked being asleep again

This morning i was up and out of there like a shot, i thing he knew because he apologised for the groping, but then made me take a book home with me, i think he thinks i will have to come back to return it, no fucking way its going in the post

MrsWobbleTheWaitress · 23/05/2010 13:24

So what did you do???

MrsWobbleTheWaitress · 23/05/2010 13:25

OMG! What a wierdo!

Sorry it went so badly for you though

VinegarTits · 23/05/2010 13:28

oh and we watched the most disturbing film, 'no country for old men' it was seriously weird, i did ask for a rom com and thats what he put on

Lizzylou · 23/05/2010 13:31

Crikey, he sounds a right charmer!
Perhaps he was nervous?
Couldn't contain his lust for you?

Sorry, sounds awful

swallowedAfly · 23/05/2010 13:31

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VinegarTits · 23/05/2010 13:36

i actually said to him 'stop groping me!' 5 minutes later he was at it again

i know i am irresistible, but fucking hell he just could not contain himself, it was like he had never seen breasts before

UnifyingLeptonsAndQuarks · 23/05/2010 13:37

Sorry vinny but had to giggle, how old is he 16? think returning book by post is a good thing though.

UnifyingLeptonsAndQuarks · 23/05/2010 13:39

MrsW - I dont think you have any cause to appologise. It was a sweeping statement by SAF and could be deemed to be very contriversial. As it was only clarified later, it would be hard foor someone to be sure of that. Especially as this thread moves so fast that people post as they read.
SAF - have a cold drink my love, not everyone is out to get you. Well not yet anyway.

UnifyingLeptonsAndQuarks · 23/05/2010 13:40

right now caught up. laters chooks.

VinegarTits · 23/05/2010 13:41

hes 44

at one point i said to him 'can you stop touching my breasts' and he said 'stop sticking them in my face then' (i think/HOPE he was joking)

I was like 'what do you want me to do with them? stick them in my handbag? i cant help having breasts!' moron

UnifyingLeptonsAndQuarks · 23/05/2010 13:42

Vinny you dont half know how to pick em

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