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Put some SHINE in your life. . .

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YanknCock · 30/04/2010 20:32

Sorry for crap title, my first time

Roundup of today:

shiney, hope you and J have a wonderful weekend together.

Queen, yuck. I hated nearly every minute of my pregnancy. Seriously, if you search my name from about Jan-Aug 2009, it will all be me moaning about how much it sucks. Sympathy for you from another hyperemesis sufferer.

DIB, my stomach leapt a bit reading about your DS, how scary! Glad he seems to be ok.

Alice, your DS is very curled up in there and you've got a ways to go (sorry!) so wouldn't worry about bump size at all.

VT, I think you should prepare for the camping by ceasing all ironing now

BOF, what the hospital appt for? You ok? Hope you feel better!

ABF, hello and welcome! I also think of Carry On films when I see ding dong, DH has forced me to watch them as part of my education on what it means to be British

DI, I am jealous. Tell me next time it is 'dress like a pirate day'.

SAF, my mom believed in benign neglect and got two very self-reliant and capable children. I don't go for doorstop selling of anything, I have a very comprehensive sign that seems to be keeping people away and stuff out of the letterbox.

bitter, I'm sorry, but at your DS being a bottom-flasher!

GetOrf, so giving up diet coke makes you lose weight? Might have to try that one!

bella, glad the cake situation was sorted. I am jealous, I want ducks to come to my house. We just have the neighbourhood cat who leaves us dead stuff [boak]

Goober, yay for another pound off!

korma, flylady is the way forward.

Sazz, that doesn't sound too bad, 4lbs can come off in two weeks. Good job on all the exercise.

Jet, hello! You just reminded me to check my BMI, and I have JUST graduated from 'Morbidly Obese' to merely 'Obese'! Hooray!

Mitts, at least she is your XMIL

hells, good luck with the nits

ScreaminEagle, I'm another who joined late (though it's been nearly 6 months now!).

Norma, hope your DS's finger is ok!

Defluff, at 'yo homies' I feel 12 again.

Went to pick up DS at nursery today and was alerted to the possibility he may be developing chicken pox!! ARrggggghhhhhhhhhhhh I really really hope not, I've only been back at work a week!

My luck is seriously shit. On the positive side the nursery worker thought if he had it the spots would be showing up faster instead of the very gradual increase over the day. So either he doesn't have it and has some weird other rash thing, or he has a mild case, or it will be turning up with a vengence tomorrow.

Either way, it is wine o'clock, DH is going to Spar now to fetch some in.

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YanknCock · 01/05/2010 22:12

Lizzy, I feel old. I reached behind me to put my bra on this morning and I swear everything crackled.

Screamin, do you have PCOS too? I ask because acne is another big symptom. Mine is great at the moment I think because the hormones have settled after the pregnancy. I was on Dianette for years to control the excess androgens and it really helped with the acne.

DIB, that was what GP prescribed, but I am a terrible liar, not sure I could do it with a pharmacist. I'd turn red and stutter when they asked the date of birth!

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bellavita · 01/05/2010 22:13

Goobs, have you got everything for your holiday?

I wonder how Trills is getting on in NY

Goober · 01/05/2010 22:14

Thanks, I think.

Lizzy: Mwah!! We are off on 21st and are buzzing with exitement.

Your tea sounds luuuuuush Bella. I had Quorn sausages (very nasty, texture of cork.) with salad and peas. And choex buns....

YanknCock · 01/05/2010 22:14

Fanny, I have only JUST moved out of the 'morbidly obese' category (BMI now 39.7). That's if I round my height up to 5'4" when it is really 5 foot and 3.75 inches

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hellsbelles · 01/05/2010 22:15

yank - bung some breast milk on his eye as well ....works a treat with gummy eyes.

Goober · 01/05/2010 22:16

I think I have everything Bella. Just need to get toothbrushes but have 20 days to do so!

Tomorrow I have a cardio class at 10, am looking forward to it, what a weirdo.

bellavita · 01/05/2010 22:16
YanknCock · 01/05/2010 22:17

hells, I'd heard you could do that before but forgot until you mentioned it now! It might not have gone down so well trying to squirt it in his eye in the middle of the Toby Carvery tonight

Goober, I'm still waiting for my return slap for having unnecessary dessert!

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bellavita · 01/05/2010 22:17

at Goobs and her holiday.

YanknCock · 01/05/2010 22:19

bella I am about your ducks. If I could be any animal, I would be a duck. No wait, I would be an otter first. Then a duck. I like the way they walk.

No, I haven't been drinking tonight.......

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Goober · 01/05/2010 22:20

Yank you only get a slap if you ask for one.

ScreaminEagle · 01/05/2010 22:20

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FiveGoMadInDorset · 01/05/2010 22:20

also very at Goober and her holiday.

Just realised that Hells is in same area as fuckwit BIL, do you think she could run him over for me?

Goober · 01/05/2010 22:21

I would be a dog. They get lots of sleep.

FiveGoMadInDorset · 01/05/2010 22:22

Yank I am 5.1 and a bit.

bellavita · 01/05/2010 22:24

at Fanny, now that would be an idea!!

Yank, they are just sooo funny, they walk from the farm up the snicket and out into our street and just wander down everyone's drive.

bellavita · 01/05/2010 22:25

Fanny, I am 5ft zilch and think I must be the shortest on the thread!

FiveGoMadInDorset · 01/05/2010 22:25

I want to come and stay with you Bella I Heart you.

bellavita · 01/05/2010 22:26

Fanny, I heart you too >

Lizzylou · 01/05/2010 22:28

I am watching Match of the day (I do love footie),,,,
Goober, have a fab time

Bella, one day I am going to come to your house to sample your baking and drink Bombay Sapphire whilst watching your ducks

Yank, you are young!!!!

SazzlesA · 01/05/2010 22:29

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FiveGoMadInDorset · 01/05/2010 22:31

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Lizzy you have just sunk miles in my estimation.

bellavita · 01/05/2010 22:33

Sazz, you have a friend in Guiseley... what a small world! I am a Leeds girl and know Guiseley well, my parents live about 10 mins from there. Yes, we ginnels too!

Lizzy, you would be most welcome. But alas, DH has taken a liking to the blue stuff... so you will have to get in there quick! He actually moaned at me for not buying the bigger bottle.

YanknCock · 01/05/2010 22:33

Goober, check my post of 22:07, I am asking!

you KNOW we don't talk about squirrels..... eating buns is not worth a shooting, but those furry bastards would be worth a few hundred rounds

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Lizzylou · 01/05/2010 22:34

Really, Fanny????
Sorry.

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