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Laugh .... It's good for your health !!!

38 replies

rollercoaster · 21/06/2003 14:28

this is a bit long winded but im sure you will chuckle when you get to the end!

(I'm Chim-chim-apple-shorts by the way!)

Children laugh 146 times a day, adults laugh only 4 times a wonder we're so unhappy...

What's your new name??? Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your weekly dose...

Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = feet
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

And if you don't do this, then you are OLD, OLD, OLD and you don't
want to have any fun.

OP posts:
wickedstepmother · 22/06/2003 19:09

Sadly I am Buttercup Girdle Face

berries · 23/06/2003 11:09

Lumpy girdle tush - sadly appropriate

Enid · 23/06/2003 11:11

lots of loopies!

I am Loopy Bubble-Tush.

Rather like it actually.

fio2 · 23/06/2003 11:37

goober apple brain

SamboM · 23/06/2003 11:43

Pinky Apple-Fanny

Oh my god!

M2T · 23/06/2003 11:47


I think these should be our new posting names!

Meet my family:

ds = Lumpy Applechunks
dp = Boobie Applechunks

And when we finally get married I'll proudly announce myself as:

Snotty Applechunks! It's better than my maiden name: Bubblehead.

M2T · 23/06/2003 11:48

SamboM! ROFL.

M2T · 23/06/2003 11:51

Another good one that we did in high school was working out what your Porn Star name should be. It is worked out as follows:

First name = Name of your first pet
Last name = Mothers maiden name.

Mine is Big Tommy Simpson!!

So immature, but so funny.

jodee · 23/06/2003 12:09

M2T, I've done that porn star name thingy in the past, but realised you should never disclose your mother's maiden name, as it's used so often for security verification purposes!!

M2T · 23/06/2003 12:41

Ooops! Hadn't thought of that! Ah well....

sobernow · 23/06/2003 19:36

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

mammya · 23/06/2003 23:22

I'm buttercut girdle-squirt!

batey · 24/06/2003 06:53

Tulefel Waffle...........sounds about right!!

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