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Laugh .... It's good for your health !!!

38 replies

rollercoaster · 21/06/2003 14:28

this is a bit long winded but im sure you will chuckle when you get to the end!

(I'm Chim-chim-apple-shorts by the way!)

Children laugh 146 times a day, adults laugh only 4 times a day.....no wonder we're so unhappy...

What's your new name??? Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your weekly dose...

Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = feet
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

And if you don't do this, then you are OLD, OLD, OLD and you don't
want to have any fun.

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M2T · 21/06/2003 14:29

Snotty Bubblehead! LOL.

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Demented · 21/06/2003 14:38

Loopy Girdle Brain!

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whymummy · 21/06/2003 14:52

loopy sniffer ROFL

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whymummy · 21/06/2003 14:53

sorry i missed one
i`m loopy banana sniffer

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ames · 21/06/2003 15:11

dinky bubblebrains - suprisingly accurate description!

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CP · 21/06/2003 15:37

Loopy Hamster Brain!

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spacemonkey · 21/06/2003 15:57

i'm bubblepants, crusty bubblepants

hehe

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morocco · 21/06/2003 16:04

boobie apple tush

highlights the biggest bits of me so it must be true!

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runragged · 21/06/2003 16:34

loopy apple fanny !!!

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bossykate · 21/06/2003 17:04

loopy liver chunks!

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Angiel · 21/06/2003 17:06

Fluffy Apple Tush

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Janeway · 21/06/2003 18:24

poopsie waffle-buscuits
but used to be "poopsie guzzard-tush" which I much prefer

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jodee · 21/06/2003 19:07

Poopsie Bubble Chunks here, pleased to meet you all! (Very funny, rollercoaster!)

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mmm · 21/06/2003 20:05

Loopyapple Sniffer (strangely appropriate)

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breeze · 21/06/2003 20:27

lol I am Snotty Gridle-shorts

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butterflymum · 21/06/2003 20:56

Loopy Apple Head, certainly describes me to a tee at the end of a typical day of looking after my 3 young sons!
Nice one rollercoaster - thanks.

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misty · 21/06/2003 21:00

Lumpy Gizzard Lips calling!!! I REALLY laughed at this so thanks !!!!

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TerriB · 21/06/2003 21:14

Zippy Bubbletushie!!!!

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TerriB · 21/06/2003 21:16

That makes dd Dinky Bubbletushie, which is very appropriate when you see the size of her!!!!!

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Chinchilla · 21/06/2003 22:31

Zsa Zsa Apple Pants! (Not 'the' Zsa Zsa though, I hasten to add )

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Ghosty · 21/06/2003 23:37

Fluffie Cootie Brain .... like it ....

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eidsvold · 22/06/2003 07:32

I am snotty bubble shorts!!

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ninja · 22/06/2003 10:57

i'm chimchim bubblechunks and dd is goober gizzardfanny - poor soul!

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Bossanova · 22/06/2003 12:20

Boobie Bubblehead!

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lilibet · 22/06/2003 17:01

We are the Apple-Hiney family and our members are Loopy, snotty, ChimChim and Squeezit! B/F is chimchim bubble buns! aaahhh, bless him!!

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