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SHiney cult is here to stay, till this weight has gone away...

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DidEinsteinsMum · 16/02/2010 22:45

OK folks you know the drill, and if you dont pay attention:

We are a bunch of lovely ladies all shapes and size, here for chat, and moral support.

Some of it is healthy eating chat. WW, LL, food focus, south beach. Whatever ever the route, whatever the goal its all here.

Most of the time its just moral support and general chat... So dive in, post as much as you are able and have some fun...

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YanknCock · 20/02/2010 21:13

Yep Fleecy, there is a spreadsheet for everything! Who's minding the sex schedule? What night do I have next week?

YanknCock · 20/02/2010 21:15

DIB, 10lbs since August is not that bad. It's under 1/2 a pound a month, so easy to see how it would creep up if not watching.

DidEinsteinsMum · 20/02/2010 21:15

i've just click on a thread - you know, one of those that you know you really shouldnt but cant help yourself...

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BitOfFun · 20/02/2010 21:19

Come on DEM, tell us...

DidEinsteinsMum · 20/02/2010 21:24

Its a sad one. the about friend in accident.

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DidEinsteinsMum · 20/02/2010 21:26

tbh DIB 10lbs could just be water retention and AF related. It can be as much as a stone and half that is gained monthly. Dont worry just try not to compound it by drowing sorrows in chocolate

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BitOfFun · 20/02/2010 21:28

Oh darling- you shouldn't have clicked

DidEinsteinsMum · 20/02/2010 21:35

yep i know, couldnt help myself though. Its what i normally call a car crash thread. you so know you shouldnt look... but do anyway. bit to literal in this case.
At least it has got the bizare images from the other dayout of my brain. really hope that thread doesnt turn out to be troll. its timing seems a bit off but then there is no such thing as a good time for these sorts of things.

Someone stop me i have been releasing my inner geek this is what i get for not drinking on a sat night and not going to bed...

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BitOfFun · 20/02/2010 21:42

It seems very real, sadly, if others in the area are aware of it. How dreadfully sad.

Come on, lets talk cock please- it's Saturday night!

DidEinsteinsMum · 20/02/2010 21:46

Actaully i was just going to ask shiney a quick question: ime people arent usually allowed to turn up to the scene of an accident and the fact that a fire crew was called suggests to me that the police were on scene. is this my experience or pretty standard? I........there was an incident where i was removed from a scence of accident but didnt know if it was due to circumstances of accident or just normal when you know individual involved.

Right as for cock. good length, good girth, good knowledge of how to use... Owner must be appealing and tick certain boxes on a different list as well.
And thats my order for June please... whoever is in control of the sex calander

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DidEinsteinsMum · 20/02/2010 21:50

{shock] someone just agreed with me

Add message | Report | Contact poster By LetThereBeRock Sat 20-Feb-10 21:45:09
I'm with Lewisfan and Einsteins's Mum on this.

How the hell did that happen?

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DreamsInBinary · 20/02/2010 21:58

Have been reading the dark secrets sex thread.

I used to think I was open-minded. Not any more. Bleurgghh.

V kind to give me the benefit of the doubt, DEM, but I'm on the mirena coil, so AF no longer visits I just need to accept that these days weight does not fall of simply because I have one less bar of choc/bottle of wine/baguette and nutella a day

RumourOfAHurricane · 20/02/2010 21:59

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YanknCock · 20/02/2010 22:00

Right.....cock....

well...MrCock is asleep on the couch, open-mouthed and snoring. Have you all checked my profile for the picture of him engrossed in a babyled weaning book?

DidEinsteinsMum · 20/02/2010 22:05

That was about what i was asking Shiney. It just feels odd that she was allowed to turn up on the scene, when that is not my experience or knowledge of the system. But odd things can happen in the heat of an emergency.

DIB, just cos you have no periods doesnt mean to say there isnt some monthly effect. No periods with depo but there was a definet monthly cycle of psycho moments

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DidEinsteinsMum · 20/02/2010 22:05

Not sure that is the kinda cock Bof was refering to yank

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DreamsInBinary · 20/02/2010 22:06

I have and it's fab

DH does that a lot too (the snoring on the sofa bit) and it drives me mental.

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DreamsInBinary · 20/02/2010 22:09

Why did I not think of that, DEM?

Excuse or reality - I have been stroppy and fat this week. It all adds up!

DidEinsteinsMum · 20/02/2010 22:11

make a note and see if it happens regularly, then just take it into account when standing on scales.
Anyone have an inner geek that might want to come voice an opinion?

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DidEinsteinsMum · 20/02/2010 22:20

bof. just the lighter hearted twist the op needed.

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DreamsInBinary · 20/02/2010 22:22

Inner geek? Just show me where!

hellsbelles · 20/02/2010 22:24

to sex secrets thread! I'm off to bed - and there will be absolutely no cones anywhere

Fleecy · 20/02/2010 22:30

After reading this, I popped over to the sex secrets thread. I don't know what exactly I was expecting but it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be - did make me feel rather unexperienced though but that's no bad thing!

DidEinsteinsMum · 20/02/2010 22:31

DIB - HERE

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