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SHiney cult is here to stay, till this weight has gone away...

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DidEinsteinsMum · 16/02/2010 22:45

OK folks you know the drill, and if you dont pay attention:

We are a bunch of lovely ladies all shapes and size, here for chat, and moral support.

Some of it is healthy eating chat. WW, LL, food focus, south beach. Whatever ever the route, whatever the goal its all here.

Most of the time its just moral support and general chat... So dive in, post as much as you are able and have some fun...

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hellsbelles · 20/02/2010 16:39
Grin
TrillianAstra · 20/02/2010 16:41

DeFluff - you shagged a Jehovah's Witness? How did you manage that? You must be very tempting!

doubleinstructions · 20/02/2010 16:46

at DeFluff

TrillianAstra · 20/02/2010 16:47

Speaking of shagging, it's Saturday. Has anyone seen Shiney since this morning?

Defluffmyfanjo · 20/02/2010 16:48

He'd lapsd if that's possible. I was totally in love with him, had been for months. He told me he and his gfriend had split, the deed happened and what d'ya know but the next day they got back together

so I moved onto his brother. Who was a jw non lapsed. This seemed to mean to him that although he couldn't go all the way he could do everything but (as long as it didn't involve any pleasure coming my way...) jeez, i was so thick when it came to men when i was 16

Defluffmyfanjo · 20/02/2010 16:51

She was in bed on the laptop on the DM thread earlier

doubleinstructions · 20/02/2010 16:51

Iv'e just done something and need telling that Im not a complete letchy woman of a certain age.
Got a fella round to quote some work I need doing,who I have a bit of a crush on.
Turns out he has a girlfriend,so no go anyway. But also found out he is ten years younger than me.
Feel like a dirty old woman (snigger emoticon)

TrillianAstra · 20/02/2010 17:03

How old is he? If 16, yes, you are a letch. If he is 25 and you are 35 then why is that 'dirty old woman'?

hellsbelles · 20/02/2010 17:07

agree with Trills - as long as he's over 20 you don't count as dirty old woman

doubleinstructions · 20/02/2010 17:09

Hes 26,I thought he was older and although I do need the work doing,I could do it myself.
I got him round to mainly check him out,just feels a bit sneaky. I've been single for ages so am woefully out of practise.

TrillianAstra · 20/02/2010 18:04

I am fully in favour of getting people in to do things that you could do yourself, if:
they could do it faster
or
they could do it better
or
you really wouldn't enjoy doing it
or you wnt to ogle the nice young man

doubleinstructions · 20/02/2010 18:08

I will be ogling quite happily this Thursday and Friday.
I need to get out more this will keep me going for now.

DidEinsteinsMum · 20/02/2010 18:12

Evening!
Just about warmed up from a lovely trip to manchester, just about recovered from ds' barage of constant chatter. Caught up on the DM sage. cant say glad it has been concluded. Not something that matters to me and has been long forgotten/moved on from.

Nice young men.... probably much cuter then the statue of the naked man that was unavoidable as you entered the art gallery. MOSI was disappointing as it is undergoing renevations. But ds was a saint and the trip was lovely. Poor mitts was probably glad to get her bus. Lack of sleep & too much diet coke = non stop talking from DEM Was lovely though.

Was good. didnt have the burger king on way home. but have eaten a bag of giant buttons. saddly i am about to commit murder. Is it bedtime yet?

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wastingaway · 20/02/2010 18:23

My cupcakes were burnt caramelised overcooked today. I iced them anyway and they're just about better than no cake at all.

Dh should be back soon, so we can get ready to go out for an Italian meal. Not been to this restaurant before, but it's nearby and we've heard good things.

DEM, sounds like you all had a lovely time.

TrillianAstra · 20/02/2010 18:31

Hope the restaurant is nice for you wasting.

I am making curry for dinner. Mmm. We had Chinese stuff at our friends last night, it was really good but took a lot of preparation.

Just ate a creme egg.

DidEinsteinsMum · 20/02/2010 18:32

The modern are was interesting. And erm.. well lets just say my science geekyness reared its head during the brief visit to mosi. Saw the radison. right in center and the malmason. Cant believe i have never noticed where they are. I walk past them alot and have done for years. Guess i never looked up before. radison looks nice.

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DreamsInBinary · 20/02/2010 18:40

Good lord - now JM is on BBC1.

DreamsInBinary · 20/02/2010 18:42

He is lovely

YanknCock · 20/02/2010 18:59

Lizzy, how scarey!

Shiney's shag is next weekend I believe (not that I'm on tenterhooks or anything, oh no.....)

Yes, Shiney, you're right, I need to say what I said before to DH. Things are ok for the moment, but I do find myself not wanted to express my fears to DH because rather than calm me down, he has potential to just get freaked out himself and then I end up having to calm him down. We are working on his pessimism, but in crisis/scary situations I don't feel like I can rely on him to keep a rational/positive spin on things.

JM was on Saturday kitchen this morning, said he was getting on all the shows while down in London for the weekend, as he lives in Manc and doesn't want to keep traveling down!

We went to Jodrell Bank today finally and were very naughty. Stupid me and DH were messing around on those Whispering Dish things, and not realising that everyone in the vicinity could hear what we were saying due to the amplification, spent about five minutes saying 'cock!' and 'bollocks!' into them Thankfully most people were gone for the day. Note if you ever go, it is NOT like the whispering gallery at St Paul's Cathedral where you have to be directly across from the person to hear anything.

DidEinsteinsMum · 20/02/2010 19:06

I can assure you that far worse then cock has been transmitted. I remember on particular visit when at school when we discovered an affair between the supervising teachers

Did you enjoy yourself Yank?

btw who is JM?

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YanknCock · 20/02/2010 19:13

JM=Jason Mansford, BOF's near-shag

at least that's who I meant, assume DIB meant the same?

Jodrell Bank was ok, we didn't stay too long as it was kinda cold and I'm still not feeling that well. Have this headache that won't go and makes it hard to concentrate on anything science-y. But felt like we should go somewhere this weekend as DH has been saying for about a month that we haven't had a day out anywhere in a long time. We had a nice drive in the Cheshire countryside too.

Got my Baby Led Weaning book from the library today and when we stopped for lunch I snapped a pic of DH reading it while drinking his shandy. Will post it up on my profile, very cute.

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traceybath · 20/02/2010 19:26

Made courgette cupcakes and they are delicious and went to beach but honestly have just read the dark sex secrets thread and am and quite for some of them.

But Shiney - sex at 10am next saturday - have I missed this??

And loving your naughty pictures story - and that is why I've never done those type of photos

DidEinsteinsMum · 20/02/2010 19:33

still no clearer. who or what is jason mansford?

Shiney -

I am falling asleep at the computer. I havent actually eaten a proper meal today. dont fancy it. intake: 2 twirls, 1bag giant buttons all but finished, and 1 belgium bun. Too tired to care. Not feeling hungry. This being the same person who only a week ago would be stuffing their face eating when in the same state! wtf is going on?
Someone inspire me.

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