Come & join the Healthy Eating thread & let the slimmer you SHINE through!

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Welcome one & all to our award winning* healthy eating thread!

If you're trying to shift a little, alot or you just want a healthier way of eating you've come to the right place! We're a friendly, supportive, fast talking bunch & the slimmer by the second Shiney is our illustrious leader.

Don't be shy, just jump in & join us for an all new you in 2010!

*I printed out an award, decorated it with uncooked pasta & glitter & stuck it on the fridge

A-ha- the mecca that is mumsnet woman? Yes, I believed her for about five minutes and said hello. Now, naaaah, not so much....

Right confession time....

today I have also eaten (I blame it on the kids at school who gave me a rotten headache) a two finger kit kat, 2 strawberry bon bons (I bought a packet from M&S for the boys to share - which they have, but I nicked one off each of them) and some vanilla custard that fell out of DS2's vanilla slice that he had earlier

Pissing on head - opened that thread earlier, thought OP was freako and left it the hell alone. Strange women going ROFL about it though.

Yes sex threads are a bit weird - srange one about threesomes the othr day.

There is a convo going on requesting a sex thread topic. MNHQ think it will attract the nutters and I think I agree with them tbh. Mind you there are enough nutters on her already

Hellooooo GetOrf! Not only do we talk about cock (except for Shiney of course), we write it in pastry (check my profile pics).

Shiney, I read that OP and just sort of went and refrained from posting. Same with the nipples one.

I have had a nice can of lager.

Am annoyed with DH. He's spent more than an hour on the phone with his friend (which is fair enough, she's having a very rough time). But during that time I was changing/feeding/trying to settle DS. Thought I'd got him off, only for him to start screaming again. DH had just gotten off phone, so I said 'it is REALLY your turn now' and he said 'oh I was talking to blah blah at work and they said with their baby they just had to let her scream'. Funny how he becomes a supporter of that method when I want him to farking do something!!! So I said 'Well he's not blah blah's baby, and I don't want to let him scream!' We've tried it before and it doesn't work anyway. Grrrr. Can still hear him screaming, WTF is he doing up there? If he is hiding in our bedroom and letting DS yell there will be serious trouble!

Go and piss on his head Yank

I'll do that just after I check whether I can suck my own norks....

Ok, DH definitely in trouble now. I am sure I can hear him playing Metallica's Enter Sandman, and he knows DS prefers Muddy Waters!

bella it starts at 2.15 but I'm getting there much earlier to get everything set up. I'm stupidly nervous as I want it to go perfectly.

Luckily my Mum has offered to help as well so I'm not quite so panicked about it. But I just have that feeling....DD just isn't herself so I sense a long night of wakings.... - and I don't fancy doing the party in zombie mode.

Shiney - read the thread too...I think I'm relatively unshockable but I was a bit at the OP's choice turn of phrase.

Yank - still have yet to see your pic on the profile...every time I try to see it the computer crashes! Ahem...exactly what is it you've got on there?!

Gerroff!!!!!!
Yay, we can talk Footballer's thighs here now!

Pissing on head thread's OP is a newbie my arse. It's the pissing on head thing which is just hideous. The way the OP is written, just doesn't seem right at all to me. Haven't seen the cunnilingus one, not sure I can be arsed. Yes, BOF I know exactly what you mean about sex threads on MN lately, tooo much info and just not fun, more cringey.

Bella, don't feel bad have just eaten pizza (well I wasn't losing weight when I didn't eat enough!)

Hells, it will be fine, I stress like mad before the boy's parties and then afterwards wish I'd relaxed so I could enjoy it. Hope you get a good night's sleep.

Pizza was lush

Will stop feeling guilty then Lizzy

Hells, it will be ok. A few deep breaths tomorrow before it starts and before you know it, will be all over.

Ackcherly Lizzy you let me down with you Alan Hansen letches.

When you say you weren't losing weight because you didn't eat enough? What does that mean? Because I followed a very strict diet for 14 days and lost nowt. Do you actually have to eat a certain no of cals to lose weight?

Sorry I do sound a but think re this dieting lark don't I.

Thanks Lizzy - I know you are right. I am far too much of a stresshead and there is absolutely no plus side to stressing.

Did you mention footballers thighs? I know it's wrong wrong wrong...but I was strangely addicted the first series of footballers wives...probably for that very reason

Bella too! I will listen to you wise ladies - I promise.

hells, I've stuck it up on the facebook group, can you see it there?

Lizzy, do you think the Shiney cult should join this group en masse?

Alan Hansen is a God, Gerroff, his eyes are so blue and twinkly, he is so handsome. RL mates are split on Alan too, some think I am insane, some agree.
Yep, your body clings onto the fat if you don't eat enough (apparently, but still can't work out how people can be anorexic then?), I lost nothing.

Hells, Footballers Wives was fab, I only saw the first series as well, but so funny.

I am trying in vain to think up a poncey item I can claim is in my house for the poncey item thread...mind is a blank.

yes Yank thank you for cheering me up

Am also enjoying the light homoeroticism here...

oh shit! does that mean all my FB friends have just seen my cock pie? I thought it would only be visible to the Shiney group! Eeekkk!

OOH yes, BOF.
Gosh Frank Lampard's legs look nice there, I don't normally like him but phwooar.

Going to have go now, DH is moaning and will be off to bed soon as work in the morning.

o.k...better go do some party bags - back in about 10 hours - if not - night all.

And Lizzy - I am sort of on your side about AL. Sort of (if I've had a few glasses of white wine and he does that twinkly eyed thing on the telly).

Bella - that is some list of snacks Tomorrow is another day and all that....

I am just actually pondering the possibility of walking to the shop for a creme egg

Alice, saw your FB post - glad the scan went well

Havent been on much, as pretty busy with Junior and home edding (takes up too much of my mumsnet time) so will have missed loads, but waves to everyone anyway, and still debating whether to read the pissing thread

Good evening ladies

Yank - about your job, but about your fantastic pie!

Lizzy - eventually you lose weight if you just don't eat, but obviously your body tries to save up the fat you have got if it looks like you're entering a lean period in terms of food supply

Alice - glad your scan went well

Getorf - Yay! You're back!

BOF too Sorry things aren't great for you right now though.

Sazzles is very lovely and her daughters are simply gorgeous. DD3 announced about half an hour ago that she's found your DD1's sunglasses, Sazzles .

Evening

Had the children all day, just put them to bed and been to the supermarket.

Now I need to catch up on the day here and a large glass of wine.