3/3 thread - all welcome - no watermelons or people in the corner

[FrannyandZooey]

The suggested goals are:

EAT 3 PORTIONS OF CAKE EVERY DAY - if you don't usually eat much cake I would build up gradually or you could upset your digestion.

DO (AT LEAST) 3 MINUTES OF COMPLAINING EVERY DAY - can be whinging, moaning, or something more energetic. The plan is that the idea of doing 3 minutes is not too daunting, and having started you may well find you want to do more.

There was no cake here when we arrived back from school - I made some emergency sugar popcorn but it wasnt the same. At all.

I have gloopy sticky rich carrot cake. there is no way the carrots have made it too healthy

Why only 3/3? Surely we can aim higher than that !

Although for cake, can I substitute a pack of peanut cookies, a tub of Ben & Jerrys and two slightly stale doughnuts?

Complaints

having to keep boisterous DS at home because of school's 48 hour rule
raining too much and I have piles of washing to do
blocked sinuses

Cake (so far)
Half a tube of Jaffa Cakes
Slice of breakfasty fruit loaf cake

Complaints
I am BORED.
I have not got a third portion of cake.
DH is playing poker tomorrow and I will be a woman alone all day long.

Gingerbread is half eaten.

Complaint- the loaf is too small.

i haven't got any cake
i had to make do with a hot cross bun
you can all fuck off

banana bread (no sugar, no fat, no eggs but cakey nonetheless)
Rice pudding
cheese (does that count)

I have complained a bit but not for 3 mins. Will do some more soon.

And what's with the swearing?

Franny, you don't belong here. Come home...

Only if it is cheese cake SB

Madeira cake
Birthday cake
Icecream cake

No complaints

sorry bunny
[sheepish]
bye all, it's past my bedtime

LOLOL

great thread franny! (one question...is tehre ever a time when it's too early for cake?...)

(and unsurprisingly all the due in april girls are here!!)

Silly question PMDW!!!!

I have no cake though... fudgebuckets!

see, what happens when you fall under the 10/10 thread spell is that I now have a delivery full of nuts, seeds, pulses, vegetables and fruit. And no frigging cake. Nor any ingredients to make any. And it is raining. And I am still full of cold.

Fruit & nut flapjacks? Or are they too healthy... or just glue the fruit/nuts/seeds together with a load of golden syrup or honey maybe...

confession to make, i have only had 2 pieces of cake and have 4 complaints.......can we have moan and scoff days on this plan as long as they balance out over the week?

ps does the nut,seed and lard cake for the birds count as cake if desperate?

pps my complaints
this plan is too hard to understand
i don't like cake
dd has left an exploded homemede rocket all oer the living room
dh has been tiling the bathroom since before xmas and its still not finished

ok I have eaten a packet of wagon wheels I'm sure that counts

I will have some carrot cake after dinner

I have a splitting headache. Its throbbing behind mt temple and wants to go bang if I lean forward one cm.

This baby is break dancing. His head may be engaged but hes spinning on it and my pelvis is getting the grief

If I complain about cake does one cancel the other out?

It was rather a dry cake and the icing was too sweet.

the 10 / 10ers say i am not allowed on here any more
i was just passing so i am sticking my head in to tell you that

franny - are they the BOSS of you? is it some kind of cult? surely you can eat lots of fruit and veg and still eat cake. balanced diet and all that

yes they are and it is
don't tell them i told you or they will have to kill me
we are all sworn to eat only fruit and veg as long as we live
even nuts are frowned upon

I've had a giant white chocolate cookie. And it was Tesco's.

i was chased by one of those in a dream once....

Where is witty song title to accompany this?