I'm so sorry, I have a really really itchy bottom.

[FarTMISorry]

It is driving me mad, been for about 2 days now, what the hell could be causing it.

If you've had an itchy fanjo as well then it's much more likely to be thrush, honestly! (GP told me this when I was suffering)

Canestan cream on the area and Diflucan equivalent tablet.

And cut down as much as you can on sugar/fruit/processed carbs/fermented foods/alcohol. (Sorry!)

yes could be thrush...yeast...candida...? have a look at candidafree.co.uk

LOL FarTMI
WorthIt sounds sensible, I have to say.

If it is threadworm, pile on the vaseline at night. They come out at night and it is the moving about that itches. Vaseline causes them to get stuck, so less itching!

This pretty much sums up my experience of the 'problem'.

Ha! Thats a good picture.