Thank you all for the handholds, prayers, rooting and good wishes today ❤️❤️❤️
It was good news!!!
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This Bastard Thing (name now official) is a fat, revolting, degenerating fibroid, that is now the size of a canteloupe and rotting in the middle 🤮🤮🤮🤮 and has involved the ovary (which has 2 cysts on it for good measure) and is fucking with my bladder for fun as well. Womb is enlarged (16cm) and there are three other (smaller) fibroids, and another one that is subserosal.
They’re saying it’s too big for keyhole, so it’ll be a full hysterectomy and ovaries and tubes out in January. Instant surgical menopause, NO MORE FUCKING PERIODS!!!!!
Hallelujah!!!
I am so bloody relieved! 🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊
On the way to the appointment I had an unexpected call from the NHS consultant. Her approach was: biopsy (of lining) clear, let’s stick in a Mirena (no explanation), let’s ‘shave’ the subserosal fibroid under local, that ‘should’ help with the monthly haemorrhaging, but might not.
If you’re still having problems ‘after a couple of years’, don’t worry - it shouldn’t last long, cos menopause will happen at some point anyway.
TBT? We’ll just leave that in there 😳😳😳
Honestly, I am not generally one for bashing the NHS but FFS. Couldn’t/wouldn’t discuss any other options at this stage.
DH delighted (but now cowering at the financial implications of my new lease of life -bucket list planning incoming) It’s going to be hard on him - we were told recovery must be taken seriously. I was a bit blase - yeah, yeah - no driving for a month, right? Er, no says the Dr - no being even a passenger for 6 weeks, you can leave the house accompanied after 4 weeks for short walks. .
This sounds a bit extreme to me? I mean, I won’t be weightlifting and building furniture but I’d hope to be able to shuffle around properly after a week or so and be basically functional after 2 at least, surely?! We’ll see. I won’t be silly.
So now DH is concerned that I will be like he old lady from ‘Ello ‘Ello with an ear trumpet and a stick, bashing on walls for attention. No chance - I’m going to treat myself to a bullhorn for Christmas, with which to issue instructions/summon minions
I cannot tell you how grateful I am for all the love and well wishes ❤️❤️❤️ I fucking love Mumsnet ❤️ ‘Nest of vipers’ , ‘Prosecco Stormfront’ indeed 🙄
You people are the best of the best in the world ❤️
Join me in a celebratory Mumsnet Christmas Conga!
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