If a boy has a winkle what does a girl have..........................?

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we call it a tufty!

Have 2 boys so there are lots of words you can use. Willy is the favourite. However DH is always telling boisterous DS1 to 'mind the crown jewels!'. When we go swimming with DS1's female friend, they always compare willies and 'bits'. Glad I don't have to go into that question too much!

that's right no one says vulva do they? I think vagina has become the general term for female genetalia even if not anotamically correct

Nice middle name for a girl too

NCMM - ds came up with peanuts himself. I think he heard one of his friends calling them nuts.

I woudl say fanny i f I had gals

A quim, of course

so do posh people call them Frances and William

willy/penis and vagina (shortened by dd1 to "gina" (not pronounced Geena though). .

Isn't Fanny "Franny"now in the far away tree books?

Quim & Fanny, both made me

Quim because it strikes me as quite a pervy word, and is used quite often in 'erotic literature' ()

Fanny as it seems to be quite teenage word for a vagina.

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scalty girl my ds's nickname is noddy!

what is shocking about tufty?

I'd have thought that it might raise a few eyebrows when coming from a child, too, MO2

Girls have front bottoms and back bottoms! Easy peasy!

Dd has always called hers a willy too (performs the same function as ds's as far as she's concerned). Now she's nearly 7 I think we'll have to come up with something different - prob just go with vag.

According to dd we all have 'bits' !

NameChangingMancMidlander, yep, tuppence must be a northern thing cos whenever I've refered to my tuppence, which is what my parents used to call it, I get looked at very strangely by my southern friends. more so than usual...

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