OJ I'm glad you have held your head high in the face of lunacy adversity. I imagine your MIL is most embarrassed, not that you'll get to see that.
Can you put Complan in trifle - if you mix it into the custard, maybe?
Clearly Steve is going upmarket with his tiramisu, or at least going on a dessert tour of Europe. Now is the time to stock up on baclava and, er, Swiss roll!
Wishing all the family a peaceful night.
xx