What is post won't adequately display the horror that I felt this morning.
So both my kids had a poo before bed last night. No dramas, I didn't notice anything untoward. This morning I woke up and went to the toilet and there is a giant, alive, wriggling worm. It's brown and skinny and swimming around like a snake.
Aside from burning my house down I don't know what to do about this. We tried to take it out but it broke apart.
Please tell me it's an earthworm come up through the pipes, and it hasn't came out of one of my children's bums!