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Fucking HUGE worm

139 replies

legalseagull · 04/03/2022 13:46

What is post won't adequately display the horror that I felt this morning.

So both my kids had a poo before bed last night. No dramas, I didn't notice anything untoward. This morning I woke up and went to the toilet and there is a giant, alive, wriggling worm. It's brown and skinny and swimming around like a snake.

Aside from burning my house down I don't know what to do about this. We tried to take it out but it broke apart.

Please tell me it's an earthworm come up through the pipes, and it hasn't came out of one of my children's bums!

Fucking HUGE worm
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Icecreamandapplepie · 04/03/2022 21:32

Pp saying this thread is the worst thing that's ever happened to her GrinGrin

Tho I also agree... Shock

iwantmyownicecreamvan · 04/03/2022 21:34

@isthismylifenow

That video 😂. Gross isn't it. I also think it's an earthworm. And they can swim so it's come up the pipe somehow.

I have sat on a loo that had a scorpion in it. I'm glad it stayed there it was, actually I'm not sure which of us got the biggest fright. Me for it being there, or it for being peed on. But I do think that went in the bowl from the bathroom and not up the pipe. I do live in Africa btw. Had quite a few frogs too. Always look in the loo before sitting down 😂. And always check your glass of water next to the bed when having a drink during the night.

Put your night time drink in a bottle with a lid.
ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 04/03/2022 21:48

Newts are quite scary too. Not as bad as a swimming worm though.

Can’t believe l wrote those words again. Christ the thought of it swimming. I just cannot…. there are just no words🤮🤮🤮🤮

angeltattoo · 04/03/2022 21:52

'And most men can never identify an earthworm’s saddle'

LOL. Quite!

Dutchesss · 04/03/2022 21:54

It must have been there while I peed. It could’ve ran in my vag Shock

GrinGrinGrinGrin

Whattodoniw · 04/03/2022 21:54

I feel a bit faint reading this .

I need a lie down.

thehighsandthelows · 04/03/2022 22:04

I feel sick - not being dramatic I really might bring up the weetabix I've just eaten in an minute 🤢

Blogblogblogblog · 05/03/2022 09:49

Problem with being sick is that you’ll have to put your head down the loo Grin

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 05/03/2022 09:57

And it could use your tongue to climb ion!🤮

PandoraVictoria · 05/03/2022 10:35

@crispsarny

Showing this to dh now, he always laughs at me saying nothing can get up our pipe, I started putting a kettlebell on the toilet seat at night after reading on here about rats in the toilet!

Kettlebell!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

TellMeMoreHellebore · 05/03/2022 10:43

Thank god the newt in kettle was spotted before you put it in to boil!!! It was....wasn't it...?

SuperSocks · 05/03/2022 11:57

I don't actually know... I noticed him when I flipped open the lid to top up the water, so not sure how long he'd been camping out in there!

legalseagull · 06/03/2022 07:46

We'll the good news is there's been no more worms and everyone's poo has been gigantic worm free Grin Thanks for the support ladies!

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Bytrgrewd · 07/03/2022 07:03

Good Grin

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