They're Changing Chard At Butternut Palace, Crispy Rocket Went Down With Radish - 10/10 Club

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but she looks so dazzling, so beguiling, so intelligent and alluring and marvellous.

How awful none of you spoke to her, how awful none of you can lay claim to her.

I was trapped behind a table. And franny's head. After my mother telling me i am fat of face yesterday i'm quite relieved.

nope

I think she came in to clean the toilets

nope

I think she came in to clean the toilets

oh

a couple of times

Toot is right, 100x, your post was riddled with smuggery.

Boco - what did you say when your mother said that.

Franny - this is late for you

that sounded like the cat in the hat for some reason

I thought she was rather sweet.
She had a funny accent though.

I have some worrying news. Remember that funny man sitting in the corner - i have a feeling it was ahundredtimes come to spy How else would she know who we all were? He did look suspicious.

MrsC, i was outraged and offended of course. And told dp and made him repeat countless tiems that she was wrong.

What did you say when your mother said that?
When she said I was fat? I said, Fancy that!
Then a rat wandered past with a cat on a mat,
And a gnat and a bat fighting over a hat.

When my mother said that
I cried take it back
and gave her a whack
with the hood of my mac

I thought he was the manager disguised so he could count and see what we ate.

100x - you must have had a clue you can't have got it all right. You slipped Franny a fiver eh?

Boco - she sounds a bit like my mother who thinks I look nice when I'm a bit rounder, more matronly, I wouldn't like to be like her would I? She just can't keep the weight on.

But i am NOT rounder [weighs self neurotically

of course not, but maybe she needs to transpose your youthfulness into roundedness to make herself feel better. Some people do this.

No honest miss, was all my own work. But actually, there has been quite a bit of picture sharing on here already, and so there weren't that many unknown faces, and you had all described each other. So you know [small shrug] just idle genius at work really.

LOL @ disguise. Boco had the great misfortune to be treated to a character assasination of me by dh. He described me as rabbinical. It wasn't kind. We are still Having to Chat About It At Length Every Evening.

Perhaps your mother meant 'fuller' sort of 'full of joy' like that, 'full of joy in the face'. [clutches at straws].

Hmm maybe. She does say things like that a lot. Things about my eyes being too high up and forehead too short and stuff, always has. I hope that i give dds a positive self image. I'm sure i will, they're beautiful.

Oh that 'maybe' was to MrsC.

Yes, that's it, full of joy!

Rabbinical?? Is that because you have a hebrew name or do you look like a rabbi?

This is Under Discussion, Mrs C. I don't really have a hebrew name actually, not really. It's a perfectly common place name. Like Anne. Only not Anne.

No not Anne. It's Shimret.

Now I am trying to be clever like you, see, I have a vague memory of a misty picture and I am adding rabbi-like things to it so when I have to spot you in a group photo I will recognise you straightaway. Oh yes.

See. Rabbi Shimret.

I must go to bed. Night all.

Boco, your dds are beautiful. They have such sweet, sophisticated little faces. And they get it from you because you are beautiful. Your mother is talking out of her hat, which is obviously pulled firmly over her eyes.