pp h is ill

[coddychops]

and spo cant go shopping in new york
I propose that if she cant carry ont he lifesytle that we love to envy, that we will have to declare a republic ans she can be citizen peahead

I will selflessly go on her behalf

but you have no title
you cant carry her diplomatic bag!

I've not seen her posting for ages, is she ok (apart from being ill) ?

yes she is I think
I misss her too
am off to pph towers soon I hope
0 she is really th hostess witht he mostess

Lol.

I wondered where she was too. Thank goodness a tumbril has not been round to the back door for her yet! Get well soon pph and think hard about which deserving mumsnetter should have your plane ticket...

aaaaaah, you are so kind!

however i have decided that I can just as easily be ill in the 5* luxury and glamorous surroundings of new york as I can in the pitiful surroundings of my hovel in rainy wiltshire, so am dragging myself on the plane nonetheless. I shall demand hot toddies from room service and feel sorry for myself here

do feel crap though

So there's no chance of me having your ticket then?

I see that all the rooms and suites have high speed internet access so you will be able to keep us updated on your health and shopping.

I like 'whatever the purpose of your visit, convenient'. Am tempted to think of all sorts of things it wouldn't be convenient for.

Have a lovely time, babe, and think of us!

OH DITTO
i WAS ALL FOR A RVOLUTION

oops

ahm

PPH carrying all that shopping when you're ill could prove hard work, so I'll gladly do it - well as long as I can also use your credit card
Have a good time

look at you flim-flamming around between ladycodsworth and coddychops... you couldn't organise a revolution if your fillets'o'fish depended on it!

now are you going to send me your shopping list or what?

Is that you singular or plural? Ds needs teeny tiny Gap Y-fronts if you're offering...
Have a super time and feel better soon.
PS Mark Hotel looks ghastly . Are you sure you're up to it?

who will look after your chickens PPH?

Darling, the staff, of course!

She's got a little man, you know.

I have an image of PPH that is a bit like Penelope Keith as Margo in the Good Life, but living in a house in To The Manor Born.

Am I close???? Do you swan about in Kaftans drinking cocktails ?

Aurgh! There is a problem with the hotel reservation! I may have to stay somewhere else! Oh the stress...

Resemblances between me and penelope keith..... um, nil, I'd say. But she did have a splendid line in kaftans didn't she?

Ooooh, Issy, Sydney.... fantastic. I shall call you re the lettuce leaf in HN on my return, I promise. xx

ps chickens are fine and will be beautifully looked after in my absence, never fear gingerbear...!

yes she has to waera kaftans as she has her " problem"

Oooh - are you creating a shopping list of gifts for MNers then?

I'm not sure we've met before PPH but I hope you have a frightfully splendid time in NY in your Hostel