You do not have any form of IBD whatsoever. If IBD was only mucus, blood and smelly farts, with occasional gas, how simple life would be!
IBD is horrific.
Stomach cramps that feel like you are being cut open
Sweats from head to toe
Constant nausea
Losing so much blood with every bowel movement, you wonder how you are still alive.
Spending hours in the toilet, with your bum on the pan and your head in the sink, in excruciating pain.
Having to double and triple think anything you eat, in case it makes you ill.
Waking up more tired than when you went to sleep.
Having sore skin and hair. So much so you can't even brush your hair or put clothes on.
All the secondary issues - arthritis, erythema nodusum, anaemia, nose sores, mouth ulcers, the list goes on and on and on.
Imagine the worst D&V you've ever had. That is a normal day in the life of someone with IBD. At my worst, I was pooing up to 30 times a day. Losing lots of blood each time. I was so weak I could barely stand.
I've had more hospital stays than I can remember. More GAs than is normal for one person. I was 8 weeks post partum with a brand new baby daughter, when my crohns flared and blocked my bowel, and I almost died. I spent 3 weeks in high dependency, and another few on a normal ward. I have a scar from my lower chest to pubic bone, where they have to cut open my skin twice in 2 days and remove my large bowel, which was trying to kill me. I will live the rest of my days with a bag of shit hanging from my tummy, taking low doses of a chemo like drug daily and self injecting myself every 2 weeks. Both immuno suppressants, meaning I am always catching absolutely everything. My immune system has to be killed, because it is trying to kill me.
Still think you have IBD?
I've read this thread from the start, but you are really starting to piss me off now. Don't you dare minimise IBD as being mucus, smelly farts, a little bit of blood, and acid burps.