"Old Lady" Flabby Arm Nightmare!

[SoupDragon]

Whilst trying on stuff this week I noticed to my horror that I have flabby upper arms. Just the back - obviously my biceps are nicely toned from 5 years of carrying small children about.

In 4 weeks I have to wear a sleeveless bridesmaid's dress - how can I tone my arms before then??

Commonly known as 'bingo arms'

Easily toned as per Beety's instructions. Good luck!

Mind you even Carol Vorderman has flabby old lady upper arms. Quite cheered me up when I noticed - means I needn't bother doing anything about mine (not that I was going to anyway. I never go sleeveless so you can't see them!)

lol a soupy as brideamisd

Willow very kindly lied and told me I didn't have them the other week when we were clothes shopping.

will you be as attracive as theses dragons?

I did some weights stuff last night but had no idea what to do - figured tha anything that felt like it might hurt the problem area next day would be good. I don't really "do" sleeveless very often but this is unavoidable!

Coddy, I will be the tall one on the end. Technically I'm a Matron "Oooh no missus!" and should be dressed as Hattie Jaques. I certainly have the arms for it!

Although my hair will be up and looking glamourous (won't it essbee?)

Northener, my cousin calls them family fortune arms!!

Good luck Soupy LOL Coddy

why are those hideous women wearing curtains?

The one in the middle is seriously scary!!!

Coddy, where did you find these people? They're all mad. Nerethel with sword
elf family pointing

Soupy, are you an elf too?

(Nerethel is the groom apparently.)

The one in the middle is the she devil I think.

Angeliz, the one in the middle is the bride!

ROFL, POOR GROOM! He probably doesn't dare say no with that evil stare!!!

Bless, i shouldn't be nasty, she looks so happy!!

LOL!

Actually, being dressed as an elf might be preferable to the sleeveless dress. It's in my least favourite colour. Or maybe a dragon costume...?

To be fair, the red eye hasn't done them any favours.

If you want nasty wedding dresses have a look at these - the text is v funny too

pork!

Have to go but MUST read all that page later CD. Just skimmed and it's hilarious! (Quite like the second dress in a wierd gothicy kinda way)

Is the second dress the one made of Airedale? (I thought it was more Persian cat.)

re elvin wedding piccies - Isn't that Dawn French??

btw, why not pinch some of the excess tulle from horrid wedding frocks to cover bingo wings??