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Mabs + Hen night = broken bones

51 replies

desperatehousewife · 20/06/2006 19:35

Mabs i'm so sorry you broke your foot - what the blue blazes happened woman? Were you larging it? Were you table top dancing? God, I can just imagine the carnage....

How long you out of action? When can you drive?

Can I come over and see you and bring you flowers and cakes???

xxxxx

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noddyholder · 20/06/2006 19:37

Me too!I don't believe she wasn't dancing after a skinful of cristal she's like that you know!

lou33 · 20/06/2006 19:40

poor old mabs,hope you get better soon x

Tortington · 20/06/2006 20:10

she says she was just merrily strolling along alchohol ree - like we believe that.

can i come - i want cake - will give you some sympathy - but not much.

desperatehousewife · 20/06/2006 20:38

you can give me sympathy and her cake...hows that for a deal?

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MABS · 20/06/2006 21:15

I really really really had only had 3 glasses of Cava, mainly coz i had a heavy nt there the previous eve.
I am soooooo pissed off, in plaster and can't drive for 6 weeks !!! aaaarrrgghh, am ready to kill dh already, i am a CRAPPY patient.

You are all welcome at any time , just say. I can do the cakes...well Ocado can deliver em :)

MABS · 20/06/2006 21:15

I really really really had only had 3 glasses of Cava, mainly coz i had a heavy nt there the previous eve.
I am soooooo pissed off, in plaster and can't drive for 6 weeks !!! aaaarrrgghh, am ready to kill dh already, i am a CRAPPY patient.

You are all welcome at any time , just say. I can do the cakes...well Ocado can deliver em :)

MABS · 20/06/2006 21:16

I really really really had only had 3 glasses of Cava, mainly coz i had a heavy nt there the previous eve.
I am soooooo pissed off, in plaster and can't drive for 6 weeks !!! aaaarrrgghh, am ready to kill dh already, i am a CRAPPY patient.

You are all welcome at any time , just say. I can do the cakes...well Ocado can deliver em :)

MABS · 20/06/2006 21:18

...and i really really can't work the pc now! oooops sorry xx

noddyholder · 20/06/2006 21:29

Desperate good to see/hear you chatting like this You are inspiring to us whinersBlush xxx

Tortington · 20/06/2006 22:01

me thinks mabs doth protest too much!

yes DHW - thras deffo a deal.

right then mabs put the kettle on we're off up to poshville village - buy some coffe - am not having anything remotely healthy.

are you coming noddy DHW?
are we invited oh platered one?

Tortington · 20/06/2006 22:02

plastered*

MABS · 20/06/2006 22:04

When do you wanna come over? Friday any good? will be here on my tod between 9-5 going stir crazy. Or otherwise you all say when suits.

Totally agree about DHW, she really is an inspiration.

BTW it aint posh and now i'm hurt, it aint even clean...

desperatehousewife · 20/06/2006 22:21

you dirty old slag bag! I shan't be running my finger over your sideboard checking for dust I promise!

I can come over first thing on Friday morning. 9.30 any good? Noddy/custy can pick anyone up if it's slightly on the way...?

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desperatehousewife · 20/06/2006 22:22

or have whole of thurs free til tea time....

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Tortington · 20/06/2006 23:39

i can proper scive on thursday affy.

i can kinda scive friday morning - but mornings tend to be so early

Tortington · 20/06/2006 23:39

oh you will have to mail me your addy inc postcode so i can get there.

MABS · 21/06/2006 08:53

Have hosp appt Thurs but will be back here from 2.30 onwards. Or am here Friday all day.

Am thinkin Thurs pm may be easier for you all? know what you mean about mornings Custy! Will email you all my full address later on.

desperatehousewife · 21/06/2006 09:12

I have to take the little tyke swimming at Roedean (don't you know!!) at 5 on thurs...wonder if i'd make it in time...hmmmm. or if my mum could take him swimming...? I'll find out.

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MABS · 21/06/2006 09:55

Actually I got that wrong, i'll be back here at 2 on Thurs. Does that help DHW?

On the bypass it takes me about 35 mins from me to you. See what you reckon is better for you. I'm here Fri all day x

desperatehousewife · 21/06/2006 13:13

that's fine darling - if you don't mind me coming at 2-ish. Also may well have fred with me - is that ok??

Can you email me your postcode plse.
xx

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MABS · 21/06/2006 13:42

That's fine hun, course it's ok to bring Fred, got a house full of toys here. Will email my address now

MABS · 21/06/2006 17:14

Actually girlies - would be lovely to see any/all of you tmro but i won't be back here til 2.30 after all. That ok?

desperatehousewife · 21/06/2006 18:37

yes, see you then xx

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MABS · 21/06/2006 19:35

lovely DHW. Custy ? Noddy?

desperatehousewife · 21/06/2006 19:53

anyone need a lift????? (and i'm not talking face lift.)

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