Mabs + Hen night = broken bones

[desperatehousewife]

Mabs i'm so sorry you broke your foot - what the blue blazes happened woman? Were you larging it? Were you table top dancing? God, I can just imagine the carnage....

How long you out of action? When can you drive?

Can I come over and see you and bring you flowers and cakes???

xxxxx

Me too!I don't believe she wasn't dancing after a skinful of cristal she's like that you know!

poor old mabs,hope you get better soon x

she says she was just merrily strolling along alchohol ree - like we believe that.

can i come - i want cake - will give you some sympathy - but not much.

you can give me sympathy and her cake...hows that for a deal?

I really really really had only had 3 glasses of Cava, mainly coz i had a heavy nt there the previous eve.
I am soooooo pissed off, in plaster and can't drive for 6 weeks !!! aaaarrrgghh, am ready to kill dh already, i am a CRAPPY patient.

You are all welcome at any time , just say. I can do the cakes...well Ocado can deliver em :)

I really really really had only had 3 glasses of Cava, mainly coz i had a heavy nt there the previous eve.
I am soooooo pissed off, in plaster and can't drive for 6 weeks !!! aaaarrrgghh, am ready to kill dh already, i am a CRAPPY patient.

You are all welcome at any time , just say. I can do the cakes...well Ocado can deliver em :)

I really really really had only had 3 glasses of Cava, mainly coz i had a heavy nt there the previous eve.
I am soooooo pissed off, in plaster and can't drive for 6 weeks !!! aaaarrrgghh, am ready to kill dh already, i am a CRAPPY patient.

You are all welcome at any time , just say. I can do the cakes...well Ocado can deliver em :)

...and i really really can't work the pc now! oooops sorry xx

Desperate good to see/hear you chatting like this You are inspiring to us whiners xxx

me thinks mabs doth protest too much!

yes DHW - thras deffo a deal.

right then mabs put the kettle on we're off up to poshville village - buy some coffe - am not having anything remotely healthy.

are you coming noddy DHW?
are we invited oh platered one?

plastered*

When do you wanna come over? Friday any good? will be here on my tod between 9-5 going stir crazy. Or otherwise you all say when suits.

Totally agree about DHW, she really is an inspiration.

BTW it aint posh and now i'm hurt, it aint even clean...

you dirty old slag bag! I shan't be running my finger over your sideboard checking for dust I promise!

I can come over first thing on Friday morning. 9.30 any good? Noddy/custy can pick anyone up if it's slightly on the way...?

or have whole of thurs free til tea time....

i can proper scive on thursday affy.

i can kinda scive friday morning - but mornings tend to be so early

oh you will have to mail me your addy inc postcode so i can get there.

Have hosp appt Thurs but will be back here from 2.30 onwards. Or am here Friday all day.

Am thinkin Thurs pm may be easier for you all? know what you mean about mornings Custy! Will email you all my full address later on.

I have to take the little tyke swimming at Roedean (don't you know!!) at 5 on thurs...wonder if i'd make it in time...hmmmm. or if my mum could take him swimming...? I'll find out.

Actually I got that wrong, i'll be back here at 2 on Thurs. Does that help DHW?

On the bypass it takes me about 35 mins from me to you. See what you reckon is better for you. I'm here Fri all day x

that's fine darling - if you don't mind me coming at 2-ish. Also may well have fred with me - is that ok??

Can you email me your postcode plse.
xx

That's fine hun, course it's ok to bring Fred, got a house full of toys here. Will email my address now

Actually girlies - would be lovely to see any/all of you tmro but i won't be back here til 2.30 after all. That ok?

yes, see you then xx

lovely DHW. Custy ? Noddy?

anyone need a lift????? (and i'm not talking face lift.)