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[BellaVita]

Hiya

I'm Bella...

Have about 7lb's to lose before my BiG APPLE trip which is ooooh only a few days to go.

Have had quite a good day food wise, apart from the choc hob nob and glass of wine. No gym today as I am doing extra hours at work invigilating.

How the feck is everyone?

It's funny. he cares what girl's think of him for 5 min bursts before he goes back to not giving a shit.

He has had his first kiss. and it had better be a while before first snog He discusses past likes like he is an old hand at the love game, which is always funny to listen to. Although he hasn't really grasped the difference between a girl he likes and a girlfriend yet.

Like I said 7 year old have funny ideas on girls. Unfortunately it is really rather one of those things where unless you were party to the events of the moment it is hard to understand.

And they grow up so bloody fast. Thank god they still have their odd moments when they just are and need to be little.

Breakfast; 2 crumpets
Lunch poached eggs on toast, coffee.
tea will be hot dog from ikea.

fruit and veg are a bit lacking from today, need to grab an apple or something.

Offs I need an edit function.
He cares what girls think for...

huh, that post is not bad in the current record of hideous posts. [blsuh]

Arses I meant . obviously

Well good day to you all.

I have been bad, bad, bad for the past two days. I won't bore you with what I have eaten but if you name it I have probably eaten it

So today is a new day and all that jazz.

B- fruit and a cup of tea.
L- tuna sandwich
D- roast lamb dinner

Hope you are all doing much better than I have been

Afternoon.

Jaq, new day and all that... I love roast lamb

I had toast and coffee this morning. Porridge with raspberries for lunch. Pork chops and salad for tea, am waiting for Sainsbo's to arrive, so low on sandwich stuff hence the porridge.

I had a lovely evening last night. We had chateau briand to share as did the other couple and then u had Creme brûlée. I had a jack Daniels and diet coke and a few glasses of wine with water inbetween. My last drink was a slimline tonic.

Yank, yes I do try and monitor DS2 through fb. And have a sneaky look at his convoy's to as I am walking past

Bitchy, DS has a crush on our neighbour's daughter who is nearly 8. He named a wiggly worm we found after her. I don't think she was that impressed!

Can't believe it's another week of half term, ugh. DS is only in preschool 2 mornings a week but I've really gotten to enjoy those 5 child-free hours a week!

I had homemade nachos with refried beans, chicken, cheese and homemade guacamole last night. Probably too many calories, but it didn't matter since I woke up at 2am and puked the whole lot up for no bloody reason. I hate pregnancy.

Today has been:

breakfast - 1/2 pint of milk
snack - 1 slice wholemeal with peanut butter
lunch - small jacket with tuna, cheese, olives & salad, + cherries and grapes

and I've pinched a treat size bag of buttons and a few gums from DS's stash.

Ds is also learning that 8 yr old girls aren't that impressed with creepy crawlings. It came as quite a shock to him . It might have been the scream that gave it away

Breakfast - forgot
Lunch - baked potatoe (11:30ish), 2 cups coffee.
Snach - crumpets (2pm) and two museli bar thingies.

I really want to curl up and sleep for an hour. But ds' games consol is in my room so that its usage can be controlled and he has permission to use it atm due to doing his homework without arguement and I cba to do anything with him So i guess i get to clean my car out instead.

I have just started to read Fifty Shades of Grey... OH MY!

Bella has unleasher inner Goddess
It is irritating, but I found I could put up with that for the raunchy stuff.

Bitchy, my two boys aren't interested in girls at all, seem scared of them.

Another Saturday night out, another nightclub stamp on my hand there is a new club in town, it is cheap and plays "old" music, so it is great for a good old dance. I got in at 3.30am so am knackered.
No nights out planned for ages though now.

unleashed her

Lizzy, did you dance around your handbag?

We are out next Saturday and the Saturday after too... I cannot keep up

I enjoyed 50 Shades, but I like trash. I like Jilly Cooper too.

This is very funny, and is funny even if you haven't read it.

Went to a house party last night, had too much punch. Only just felt well enough to go to a BBQ today, but bailed out early to come and sit on the sofa.

Is that the blog that BOF linked to on FB, Trills?

Is it terribly repetitive but after working all day exactly the type of mind numbing easy to read book I like, and lots of sex.

I didn't drink much last night, I was tired after a hideous cycle on loads of hills in the pissing down rain, was amazed I made it out. Was my lovely work mates (and 1 that has since left) so very good company, lots of dancing round handbags Bella

I haven't seen it on FB but it's pretty likely. I think the blog author is a MNer. She's funny.

Trills can rec you some other stuff if you like, bit better written then Fifty shades but similar level iyswim. Some I have in pdf so can be put on kindle other can be converted to pdf if I can locate my linky for doing so.

Just off to bed.

Sounds like you have had a good weekend Lizzy

Bella

Btw it is weird listening to you all catch up on something I read over a year ago now.

I don't know Bitchy, sorry. This was recommended to me by a friend, about 2 weeks before it was suddenly all over the internet and the newspapers.

Maybe start a thread in Adult Fiction asking for similarly-dirty books? :)

Far enough. The two I would recomment are not well known but well written, het and just well written. Similar level of dirty though. could send them over if you want then you can look or not as the case but the last person they were recc'ed to loved them. So that is nice.

must sleep have good weeks. Will beating the sun out of bed again tomo. Night.

oh i am rubbish at this healthy eating thing....even rubbisher at healthy drinking! went out last night....ended up not at the indian but a rather naice pub...still. ate too much of the wrong stuff and polished off a full bottle of wine over the course of the evening...

today not been bad. but bad enough and i seem to have fallen completely off the exercise wagon.

oh good luck to getting up tomorrow bitchy, i hate getting up that early! im back to work tomorrow and have one afters shift and 2 nights to get through before im on days off again (yay!!)

bella, what is this 50 shades of grey i keep hearing about? do tell!!

Well Vicar... It is pure smut which I like...

Fifty Shades of Grey

ahhhaaaa......

the thing that puts me off is that it came from fan fiction and something to do with twilight??

i have, however, read the story of O which was rather....urm....illuminating!

If you haven't read Twilight then you wouldn't notice anything.

If you have then you might notice a naive clumsy girl and a powerful man with something not-quite-right about him, who inexplicably are "in love". Oh, and her friend who is also in love with her (no particular reason why).

I had never heard of it until a couple of weeks ago, have never read fan fiction before. What is O?