MAS - very nice shoes . I do like a red shoe !
sparkle - slow the heck down woman . And if DH complains about the lack of carrot pulling , then get outside to the carrot plot , pluck the biggest one you can find , go back into DH , and insert it where the sun don't shine ! 
I have had a bit of a shitty day . Should have known it right from the start . Be prepared for a rant now .
Started off with a rude awakening at 4.20am . Some wee scrotes thought it would be hilarious to let all (aprox 30) the horses out of the fields and stables opposite our house .
Would have been hilarious , watching all these burly heavily armed policemen trying to herd 30 horses back into a field , if it wasn't 4.20am !
Then we had the hospital fiasco of running nearly an hour late , then not being able to get a line in .
Went to the shops this afternoon to get DS some school shoes , went smoothly .
Went into M&S found a lovely red dress I liked , tried it on , still liked it . Went to pay for it , found there was 25% off ! Brilliant !
Got halfway out of M&S and started to feel quite sicky .
Then , embarrassment of embarrassments , I wet myself walking out of the shop !!! 
Luckily I was wearing jeans , and it wasn't too much . So didn't show up .
But what the hell ??? Never happened to me before .
Got home , got cleaned up , lay down on sofa .
About half an hour ago started feeling really sick , checked my syringe driver that dispenses anti sick meds . And realised the bloody hospital had forgotten to turn the damn thing on !!!!!
So all in all , a mixture of good (new dress) and bad today !