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ReLIGHT my fire, lose weight, stop the scales going higher!

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FuckityFucker · 16/02/2011 14:18

Hello, I'm Mouseface, well I am usually Grin

Time to kick your backside into shape. Ditch the junk, fatty foods and sweets.

COME ON!!!!

LIGHTen up your life, you can do it!!!!

Grin
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Mouseface · 23/02/2011 14:22

Mals have a really sensitive stomach so I've gone for something with no wheat or rice in.

No runny poos so far Grin

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Mouseface · 23/02/2011 16:01

Are you speaking of Mr S Banks? - Plan B?

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BrianAndHisBalls · 23/02/2011 16:40

sounds good to me saf Smile

Mouseface · 23/02/2011 16:50

Galaxy is the way forward, but only if there's no Cadbury's Grin

You sound knackered still SAF, you were knackered last night too.

BED!

No, btw to being thick, we're talking about Plan B - The Rise and Fall Of Strickland Banks (I think). Great album

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Mouseface · 23/02/2011 18:59

SAF - Is that how you saw it? Shock

BrianAndHisBalls · 23/02/2011 19:04

fucking hell i am so pissed off Angry i love that song and his voice but have never heard the stupid rap bit before. Can't believe its a fucking 'cried rape cos she was rejected innit' piece of shit.

honestly i give up sometimes.

there was a piece in the mail the other day said 'women have been ruthlessly pursuing careers'. You mean 'pursuing careers' then. Why the 'ruthless'?? Oh yes because the naughty woman has dared to leave the house. Fuckers.

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BrianAndHisBalls · 23/02/2011 19:40

honestly i think i was happier before i started thinking about any of this stuff you know? Back when I thought comments like 'well she was wearing a short skirt' seemed normal to me. Now I feel rage constantly Grin

Mouseface · 23/02/2011 19:45

I had no idea.

I'm surprised they got away with it to be honest, it was at No1 in The Top 40 for a week or two.

Brian - FFS love, put your flameproof nightie on, stick your curlers in and go give DP a blow job, there's a good girl Hmm

D'ya know, the more I'm here, the more of the feminist in me comes out.

Actually, I'm really Angry now I've read the lyrics.

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Mouseface · 23/02/2011 19:51

Tis a catchy tune though.....

Damn it.

Off to make my dinner, DH is having full fat sausage, mash and onion gravy, I'm on salad. Grin

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BrianAndHisBalls · 23/02/2011 20:00

im eating cock chicken kiev and chips FFW Grin

mole just threw up everywhere, dd1 now come downstairs to say she feels ill too (sick not just the cold that meant i had to have a days holiday today). am starting to feel a little raw around the edges.... think i should have stopped at one dc.

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Mouseface · 23/02/2011 20:20

Sad Brian xx

BrianAndHisBalls · 23/02/2011 20:30

it is a bit saf. you just feel you're being a crap parent and crap at work. Forgot what its like really. xx

Mouseface · 23/02/2011 21:29

Off to bed, night lushies xxxxxxxxx

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BrianAndHisBalls · 23/02/2011 22:04

saf Grin

did I tell you I woke up this morning with another cold?? Only felt well for 2 days Grin Its not ebola though, maybe mini-ebola?

off to bed.

hope your tummy feels better soon. x

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