ReLIGHT my fire, lose weight, stop the scales going higher!

[FuckityFucker]

Hello, I'm Mouseface, well I am usually

Time to kick your backside into shape. Ditch the junk, fatty foods and sweets.

COME ON!!!!

LIGHTen up your life, you can do it!!!!

Oh Jazzie - you're way off, I'm far more royal than that.

See? Dubs giving out her fanjo willy nilly, pardon the pun.

with me Dubs, clearly you're more classy than me and I'm making up for it living in the cuntree, surrounded by sheep and castles, eating muffins and erecting log cabins

That's why I said it Dubs - you're making me do it!

Jazzie - close but no fanjo jewels

Jazzie - Sharon? Debbie? Katy? Rachel? Tanya? Betty? Vera? Viv? Edith? Chardonnay? Princess? Latisha? Kylie? Chloe? Amanda? Sarah? Claire?........

I think I've covered all eras???

You look like an Emma or a Chloe. Or even Sally.

Definately not a Vicky cos then I think of 'Vicky Does Vegas' and that's way old!

'something nice like Louise'?

Are you Louise Jazzie?

NEVER EVER Vicky for short.

EVER

EVER

JAzzie - Pracilla? Cruella? Violet? Verity? Valerie? Conswayyyyla? Conchita? Madonna? .......

Am I close?