ReLIGHT my fire, lose weight, stop the scales going higher!

[FuckityFucker]

Hello, I'm Mouseface, well I am usually

Time to kick your backside into shape. Ditch the junk, fatty foods and sweets.

COME ON!!!!

LIGHTen up your life, you can do it!!!!

Nope, the moon does influence menstral cycles.

Well, it does mine.

Thanks Jazzie

The wolf has left me a river of wee in the kitchen, isn't that nice of him?

Dubs - eeeeww. The only things chocolate should have in it is chocolate. Or mint. Or orange. Or nuts. Or caramel.

But NEVER, ever waffer. What a waste of space that could've been used for chocolate.

FFS. Sort youself out woman.

How fab would that be though SAF - the LIGHTer lot camping in Jazzie's gaff whilst she endures MIL hell

I'm not going skinny dipping with you, you dirty mare

There's more nude of me than there has EVER been right now.

Maybe once I've firmed up and tanned a wee bit.

Nothing worse than 'blubber with a merkin' floating in a nice blue sea

The following link is not for the faint hearted and shows a lady 'Merkin'

Don't say you weren't warned Merkin

Wheeeeeeeee off to book group in the pub so an evening of freedom. Like the sound of chez jazzy, get what you mean tho about the limitations, used to live in southport,

Merkin is an inspired name for a dog

Hey all, particularly rough shift, I'm knackered.

A LIGHTer/WHETE Merkin? Oh my days, I've just weed a tiny bit. I'm good at drawing, let me have a think.

Dubs - I knew you'd laugh.

Bitter - so sorry your had a rough shift, anything in particular? xx

TC - have a good time at Merkin Group Book Club

Jazzie - are you home yet? How was your day now you're back?

Jacket spud here tonight.